Godzilla is stomping through Tokyo and Hiroshima (Yes, at the same time) breathing his radioactive breath all over everything. Goku is running in circles with his head a flame. Tenchi is cut in half and a pile of rubble. Shinji doesn't want to piolet his Eva because hes fears the ghosts he claims are in it. Krillin is laying by a blown up building with his pants around his ankles and a half conusmed bottle of vodka. John, the RPG Hero, stands over on top of a large hill of junk wathcing the great chaos. John: It wasn't always like this. At one time there was peace. Godzilla eats a group of tourist, and breaths radiation on the emporer. John: We may not have much time left. This may be our last chance together. Listen to our story. Its filled with sadness. And chickens. Lots of chickens. Dear god the horror of the chickens. Chickens run about, peking the dead. John: GREAT JESUS IN HEAVEN!!!! HURRY! GO BACK IN TIME OR SOMETHING!!!! (3 weeks earlier) John and Marc, the RPG Heros, were walking to the grocery store to obtain the "Food" item. They had gotten the quest from an old man, who died of a "heart attack" shortly after he told them of this quest. John: So Marc, were do you think the grocery store is? Marc: Well, mabye its that house over there with the big sign on the fron that says "Item". John: Oh yeah. That reminds me ***RANDOM BATTLE*** John and Marc appeare on the plane of battle. Two rabid dogs leap out to attack! John attacks one with his Silver Fork, and Marc slices the other one to ribbions with his dual box cutters. They win the battle! 10 exp. gained, 2 coins found! They found a dog collar! John: We have to buy some more potions. Marc: Well mabye if you'd stop drinking them when you suffer 1 point of damage we'd have more! John: Hey! I'm only level 3 right now! 1 damage still hurts! Marc: Wuss. John: Shutup. They arive at the Item store and enter it. There are many shelves stocked with diffrent things, such as potions, turkeys, mice, cutlery, meats, sasuage, headphones, small electronic birds, canisters, dump trucks, plastic balls, glass shards, steering wheels, yo-yos, bungee cords, flutes, VCRs, underwear, pots and pans, wrappers, giant forks, box cutter blades, empty sacks, gloves, steel plated steel, engines, hood ornaments, wigs, dismembered bodies, rabbits, tounges, and tank shells. The two walk to the counter and greet the man working there. John: Hi! Marc: Hullo. StoreGuy: Well hey there boys, how can I help you? Marc: We were sent here by an old guy to pick something up. StoreGuy: Oh! You mean Old Billy The Goat Desecrater? Marc: Sure. StoreGuy: Or was it Jimmy the Machanic? Marc: ...... John: Hey, wasn't there a lot of machine parts lying around his house? StoreGuy: Are you asking me? John: Um... no. Marc: Sure, whatever. John: Then it was Jimmy. I think. StoreGuy: Alrighty then! I got.... Jimmy the Mechanic walks in. Jimmy: Hi StoreGuy! Hi boys! John: Oh wait, that wasn't who sent us here. Marc: It was the guy who lives on the hill. StoreGuy: You mean crazy old Professor Beaninthebrain? John: Yeah! That guy! Jimmy: Now what are you boys getting mixed up with him for? Marc: He sent us on a quest to come here and pick up a package for him. StoreGuy: Well, okay, but after this you boys would be better off staying away from him. He hands Marc the package. Marc immediatly begins to open it. Jimmy: Hey! What're you doing! Thats not yours! StoreGuy: Don't you have to bring that to the Professor? John: Naw, he died. Jimmy: What?! How did he die?! Marc: Of a heart attack. Jimmy: StoreGuy! We better get up there now and see if hes okay! The two run out of the store. Marc grins and starts putting stuff into thier inventory. Marc: See! I told you it would work! Now we get the idiot Professors stuff, AND everything in the store! John: Wow. We better get it all fast and get out of town as quickly as possible. The two get the store emptied. When the walk to the door to leave Jimmy and StoreGuy come back. StoreGuy sees his store empty and stares in shock at the two boys. StoreGuy: Oh my god! Were you two going to steal everything?! John: W-What?! Us!? Marc: Didn't you seem them! The bandits! They came in and beat us up and took all your stuff! StoreGuy: Arg! Not the bandits again! Wait.... you two don't look like you've lost any HP. Marc: Thats because we took potions after we regained conciousness. Jimmy: Well, you boys happen to be adventures.... so why don't you go hunt them down and get the stuff back? John: Well, ah... Marc: Okay. John: Huh? Marc: Come on John, lets get out of town and go get them bandits. John: Uh..... ooohhh yeah! Okay! Yeah! StoreGuy: Heres some leftover potions to aid you! John: Uh, thanks. Heh heh heh..... John and Marc quickly run out of town. John: So, we never coming back here again? Marc: Yeah, probably not. John: Weeeee! As they continue down the path suddenly Gokuh jumps out of the forest with Krillin. Gokuh: We are forest bandits! Give us all your stuff! Krillin: Yeah! Don't make us do something really mean to you? John: Like what? Krillin: Uh..... Gokuh: We'll um.... take a stick.... Krillin: And..... shove in your butt! Marc: Thats pretty stupid. John: Yeah. But, um, please don't do that anyways. Gokuh: We won't IF you give us all your stuff. Suddenly Gokuh finds a Dragon Ball. Gokuh: Hey look everyone! A Dragon Ball! Krillin: Wow Gokuh, mabye we should look for all of them! John: Yeah! And wish for a giant bowl of tomatoe soup! Marc: Shutup John. John: No. The four begin searching the area. John: Hey! I found one in this tree! Marc: Heres one.... in my pocket. Wait, thats not a Dragon Ball. Gokuh: Hey look! Four of them are in my shoe! Krillin: Wow! Now we have 6 Dragon Balls! Only one more left to go! Marc: Wait, there really is one in my pocket. Wait, no thats still not a Dragon Ball. John: Woah! One fell out of my hair! The four get the Dragon Balls together and summon the EternalDragon! EternalDragon: WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?! John: I HAVE! Marc: John, don't talk like that. John: Uh... no. Or something. Gokuh: We have Dragon! We wish to make a.... wish! EternalDragon: YOU HAVE TWO WISHES! MAKE THEM NOW! Marc: Dragon, you stop talking like that too. EternalDragon: I AM THE ETERN.. Marc: No, just stop it. EternalDragon: Fine. John: I know! I wish for Godzilla to be my pet! Marc: Oh god, you dumbass. Krillin: Whos Godzilla? Suddenly Godzilla appeares out of nowwhere and is apparently John's pet. John: Weeeee! My big green scaly monster of intense massive destruction! Just as Gokuh was about to say his wish.... Tenchi ran out with his sword! Tenchi: aaaaAAAAHHHHHH MY SWORD IS BLUE AND GLOWY I WISH CHICKENS HAD THE POWER TO DESTROY EVERYTHING! John: Yay! I love you Godzilla! Godzilla: Roar! Marc: I think I'm going to go shoot myself. Marc walks away, and Tenchi's wish is granted. Tenchi fell on his ass, and Krillin beat him to death with his stick. Then the Sailor Scouts came, took some pictures, and left. John: Go fetch Godzilla! John threw a tree and Godzilla went after it. Gokuh: He guys, lets go have a Bar-B-Que! Krillin: Yay! I love food! John: Me too! Godzilla: Roar! JennyErtel: Hey guys! Whats up! John: Oh hey Jenny. Marc went to go shoot himself. Wanna go to a Bar-B-Que? JennyErtel: Not really, but I have a feeling your going to make me go anyways. John: Well, I don't care, but Godzilla might. Godzilla: Roar! John, Jenny, Godzilla, Krillin, and Gokuh are all at a Bar-B-Que. Okay I don't feel like typing anymore today. Mabye I'll write a continueation or something like that. If I feel like.