PPAARRRTTTTT 2! JennyErtel: Mmmm, food sure is good. John: Yeah. Godzilla: Roar! Krillin: Hey guys! I just bought a truck load of vodka! Who wants some?! Everyone is silent. You can hear crickets chirping. Krillin: Okay, you guys are all gay. I'll just drink it all myself. Krillin gets into the back of his truck and opens a bottle of vodka. Then Gokuh walks out of his house scratching his head. Gokuh: Hey guys? Whats the white thing in the bathroom? JennyErtel: The toilet? Gokuh: Is thats what its called? What is it used for? John: You don't know what a toilet is used for? Arg, come on. John, Jenny and Gokuh all walk into the bathroom. Gokuh: Is it like a ride? JennyErtel: Uh... yeah, its so fun, it'll make you crap your pants. Gokuh: OH BOY! I LOVE RIDES! How does it work? John: Well, first we leave, and you stay in here. John and Jenny get out of the bathroom and close the door, and talk to Gokuh through it. JennyErtel: Then you lift the lid on the toilet and pull down your pants! Gokuh: Ooo! This ride is naghty! John and Jenny look at each other thinking "Gokuh is a moron." Cause... well... he is. John: Okay! Now sit down on the seat! The hear Gokuh try and sit down, followed by a splash. Gokuh: Okay! My butt is all wet! John and JennyErtel: ......... John: Right. Now... uh.... take a dump. Gokuh: Huh?! Right in the toilet?! JennyErtel: Well, yeah, thats the idea. Gokuh: Well..... okay, but I feel kinda embarresed...... John and Jenny hear gross noise emmenating from the bathroom. Minutes later Gokuh tells them hes done. Gokuh: I'm done! John: Okay, see the roll of paper next to the toilet? Gokuh: Yeah! John: Take some paper off it and wipe your butt crack with it. Gokuh: EWWWW! Thats gross! Jenny: Would you rather do that or walk around with crap stains on your underwear all day? Gokuh: ........ okay, now what? John: Put it in the toilet, and then pull down on the silver handle. John and Jenny hear the toilet flush. Gokuh is heard giggling, and then comes out looking emmbarssed. Gokuh: I didn't like that ride. Godzilla: Roar! JennyErtel: Gokuh, did anyone ever tell you how stupid you are? Gokuh: Yes. Cell did. And I killed him. JennyErtel: Oh. They all walk outside to see Marc making some hamburgers on the grill. John: Hi Marc! JennyErtel: John, I thought you said Marc went to go shoot himself in the head. Marc: I did. JennyErtel: But... you didn't die. Marc: Yeah, I did. JennyErtel: ....... John: Marc! I want some burgers! Marc: You would! John: Yeah, I do. So? Marc: Ass. John: What?! John and Marc glare at each other. Godzilla roars. Suddenly a band of maurading chickens run out of the bushes! Chickens: CLUCKU CLUCKU CLUCKU! Gokuh: Oh god! A band of death chickens! And they have Japanese accents! Chickens: CLUCKU CLUCKU! Krillin: HEY! Wiliilll you shhuutuppp abbboututt the ccchIIIckewns alklreadyulh? Marc: Shutup, your drunk. Tenchi also jumps out of the bushes. Tenchi: I now realize what a terrible fate I have unleashed opon this poor world. I must kill myself to attain for my horrible sins. Krillin: Noaooo lleaat meae klkilll yioiuuuuuu! Tenchi: OKay. Krillin breaks a bottle of vodka over the side of the truck and beats Tenchi to death with a pinata. He also kills himself in the process. Gokuh: KRILLIN! NO! Gokuh goes Super Sayain. So does John, Godzilla, and a puppy. Marc: Goddamnit, you guys piss me off. I'm going to take the five bucks I earned shoveling dead bodies into the creek and buy a gun. John: Whats the gun for? Marc: Uh, mabye to shoot myself? Idiot. John: ....... wanna go get some food? JennyErtel: I'm still in this story guys. John: Yeah I know. So John, Jenny, and Marc all go get some food at the local fast food joint. When they get there they find that it has gone under new management and is run by a group of chickens. They walk up to the counter and are greeted by the employee. Chicken: Cluck cluck? John: Yeah... you got anything with chicken in it? Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK?!?!?!? John: Well... yeah. Chicken: CLLLUCKKKK! John: ..... Marc, I guess its your turn to order. Marc: I want some fries and a hamburger. Chicken: Cluck. JennyErtel: I want what John's having. John: Hey! Chicken: CLLLLUUUCKK! Godzilla: Roar! Chicken: Cluck. Godzilla: Roar? Chicken: Cluck cluck. Godzilla: Roarrrr! They get thier food and leave, and Godzilla eats the restruant. John goes hungry cause got Jenny got his order. The Sailor Scouts come and take some pictures. John: Arg, damn you Jenny. JennyErtel: Ha ha. Suddenly a storm comes! Oh no a storm! Marc: JOHN! NOOO!! John hangs on for dear life. Jenny is losing her grip. John: JENNY! HANG ON! JennyErtel: I'M TRYING! John: MARC! THROW ME A ROPE! Marc throws John a rope, and the storm dies down. John: Whew. I'm glad thats over. Krillin stumbles up to the four. Krillin: Heheeyyyy guulkseyyssss whaa,ttts up? John: Godzilla. Marc: Thats great John. I'm going to go shoot myself in the face. JennyErtel: Have fun! Marc: Shutup. Gokuh: Hey guys! Want to go white water rafting? John: Um, sure. JennyErtel: Sounds great. Godzilla: Roar! Theres. Thats another shitty story. Adore it.