PART 3!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!? John, Jenny, Godzilla, and Gokuh all were on the shore of some random river getting ready to go white water rafting. Godzilla had brought the raft, Gokuh brought the paddles, John brought.... some food, and Jenny brought hereself. John: Well, I think we got everything. JennyErtel: What about life vests and stuff? Gokuh: Yeah! I might drown! John: Nah, we don't need those. There overrated anyways. They all climb into a raft except for Godzilla, who can't fit. John: Godzilla, your going to have to stay here because you can't fit. Godzilla: Roar? John: I'm sorry buddy, but you'll just have to wait, you too big! Gokuh pushes off and they begin to go down the river. Godzilla: Roar! John: No boy, stay there! I'll be right back! Godzilla: Roar! Godzilla starts to try and follow them, but the river holds him back. (Its a very big powerful river.) John: Godzilla! No! Stay back, the river current will sweep you away! Godzilla: Roar..... Godzilla has a hurt look on his face. He gives John big puppy dog eyes. John: Godzilla.... don't do that.... I'm sorry..... Godzilla: Roarrrr...... John: Godzilla...... John turns around and looks at Gokuh and Jenny. John: You guys! I'm sorry! I can't just leave him there like that! I'll just wait till you guys get back! Sorry! JennyErtel: John, just forget about it! Gokuh: Yeah! We need you to row! John: No.... I just.... can't...... GODZILLA! John jumps into the water and swims back to Godzilla. The two hug each other and walk back to shore. John: I'm sorry Godzilla. I'll never leave you again! Godzilla: Roar! Jenny and Gokuh are no floating down the river. The sit and don't say anything for a few minutes. Then Gokuh breaks the silence. Gokuh: So... um.... we really did need him to paddle..... JennyErtel: I thought you were the most powerful person in the world? Can't you blow up planets and stuff? Gokuh: Yeah. But how does that apply to this situation? JennyErtel: So in other words, you can fire huge energy beams and blow up planets, but you can't stear this boat so we don't die? Gokuh: Nope! JennyErtel: You are so dumb. Gokuh: I know. Its sad how stupid I am. On one of the cliffs above them Rou and some other guy are holding Ken Shiro over the cliff. They luaghed and talked about sheep for a moment and then dropped Ken off of the cliff, right into Jenny and Gokuh's boat. JennyErtel: What the hell?! Who are you?! KenShiro: Please.... help me.... I think I'm dying...... Gokuh: We have to get this man a senzu bean! JennyErtel: What the hell is a senzu bean. Gokuh: No time to explain! I'll go to Korin's and get some! Gokuh teleports away, leaving Jenny and Ken in the boat..... alone. JennyErtel: Eww, gross what happened to your chest? Why is it full of holes? KenShiro: My best friend.... now my enemy.... did this to me.... then my brothers..... threw me off that cliff...... JennyErtel: That sucks. You should go get revenge against them for being so stupid. KenShiro: That..... is a good idea..... I hadn't thought about that..... Suddenly Gokuh reapeares with a small bag. Gokuh: Hey guys! I got some beans! But there not senzu, there chili beans. I hope that works! They feed Ken the beans, which magically heals him. And it also gives him the farts. KenShiro'sButt: Faaart! JennyErtel and Gokuh: Tee hee! KenShiro: What!? Author's note: I'm sorry. I have sunk to a new low. KenShiro'sButt: Frrraaap. JennyErtel: You got the farts. Heh heh. KenShiro: WHAT??! Gokuh and Jenny continue to giggle at Ken's expense. Back at the river shore line..... Godzilla: Roar! John: Heh! Man, they've been gone awhile. I hope they come back soon. Suddenly a girl rides up on a bike with big ass wheels. ??????: Hi! I'm........ John: You're? ??????: I'm....... John: What? Godzilla: Roar? ??????: Fine! I'll name myself! KatDalton! John: Oh hello. I'm John! And this is my pet Godzilla! Godzilla: Roar! KatDalton: What are you doing on this shoreline? John: Waiting for my friends to come back. KatDalton: What are they doing? John: There white water rafting. KatDalton: Who are your friends? John: ....... KatDalton: What? John: You sure do ask a lot of questions. KatDalton: So. John: Yeah. Your right. John and Kat turn around to see something digging its way out of the sand. After a moment Krillin comes out and brushed all the sand off of him. Krillin: Hey bros, whats happening. John: Nothing. KatDalton: Why are you talking like that? Krillin: Cause g's, I'm a bad ass motha from da hood! Kat casts Dark Matter on Krillin and kills him. John: Wow! Where did you lean to do that?! KatDalton: From my sex slave. John: Is he an acient master of the mystic arts? KatDalton: No, he Magus, from Chrono Trigger. John: Oh. I once ate a hot dog. It was good. KatDalton: You know this is going nowhere don't you. John: Yeah. I should think of something funny to insert here. OH GOD I'M RUNNING OUT IDEAS?! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO?!?!??!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!!?!??!!??!?! SOMEBODY SHOOT ME AND END THE PAIN OF MY EMPTY IDEA HEAD?!?!?! Wait! I think I got it! Kat and John and Godzilla all stomp through Tokyo while the sun sets and Ken farts. Damnit. Okay I think I got it now. John: Hey look! Theres Jenny and Gokuh! And whos that with them? KatDalton: It looks like.... Ken Shiro! John: Who? They sailed up to shore and got out of the boat. KenShiro'sButt: Poot. John, JennyErtel, KatDalton, Gokuh, and Godzilla: Heh heh heh! KenShiro: What?! Stop laughing! Yeah. I think I'm going to end it here for now.