PART 4?! WHO IS DRIVING?! So where was I? Oh yeah. KenShiro'sButt: Fweeeet. EveryoneElse: Giggle! KenShiro: You guys! Its not that funny! Suddenly a farmer walks up with Marc. Marc: What the hell is going on?! Krillin! KenShiro! Get out of here! KenShiro: Yes. I must go avenge me or get Julia back or whatever. Krillin: I died. Remeber? KatDalton: Ohhhh yeah. Godzilla: Roar! Marc: Hi guys. This farmers old abandon masion is haunted. He wants us to go solve the mystery. John: Like Scooby-Doo? Marc: Yeah John. Like Scooby-Doo. This is even worse than your Ken farting idea. If I wasn't imparitive to the remainder of the story I would go shoot myself in the eye with a shotgun right now. John: Awww, you know you love us. Marc: No I don't, just shutup and go with the farmer. JennyErtel: I'm still here. John: I know! I'm not forgeting about you, stop bringing yourself up! JennyErtel: I just want some lines. Farmer: Well kids, follow me. Its just up this path. Jenny, Kat, Marc, John, and Godzilla all follow the farmer up the path and come to an old creepy abandon mansion. John: Why do you own an old abondoned mansion in the middle of nowhere? I don't even see your farm... Farmer: I inherited it. John: Do you ever plan on living in it? Farmer: No. Marc: See where your stupid plot ideas take us John? We could drive semis through your holes. John: Yeah yeah, shutup. KatDalton: So who gets to go with me to the master bedroom. John: I don't think I have a choice. Me and Godzilla are like.... Marc: Don't even say it John. JennyErtel: Well, I'm not a dike, so I guess I have to go with Marc since hes the only guy left. Marc: Looks like I'm going to the master bedroom then. JennyErtel: Marc if you touch me I'm going to rip your "Dragon Balls" off. John: Heh heh.... Marc: Ouch! That hurts Jenny. JennyErtel: Good. KatDalton: Then who do I go with?! John: I think you have to pick either me and Godzilla to go with or Jenny and Marc. KatDalton: Well, I don't know who they are, and Godzilla kicks ass, so I'll go with John. Farmer: Augh! I have died! The farmer falls over dead. Marc: ..... John: ..... Marc: Uh... John... John: Just shutup Marc, it'll get better. Marc: I'm going to want to shoot myself in the head won't I. John: .... no. Marc: Your lying. John: Yeah. Lets just go in the house. The five go into the house and look around. Its very dusty and old looking and dark. KatDalton: Mabye we should light some candles.... Marc: Why? Theres a light switch right here. Marc turns on the light. John: Well then. I guess... me Kat and Godzilla will take the basement. Marc: Yea-up. And me and Jenny will take the master bedroom. JennyErtel: No Marc, we will search around upstairs and you will not touch me. Marc: Oh yeah, I'll touch you all right. JennyErtel: You know, that shooting yourself idea sounds good. Mabye you should go do it. Marc: Aw, I don't wanna die a virgin, wanna help me with that problem before I kill myself? Jenny sighs and walks upstairs, with Marc following her. John: I wonder whats in the basement Gods! Mabye we should just go in the kitchen and look! Godzilla: Roar! KatDalton: What clues do you hope to find in the kitchen? John: I don't know, but there will hopefully be food! KatDalton: You two guys, your crazy. Godzilla: Roar! John and Godzilla go into the kitchen while Kat searches for clues in the living room. When they get into the kitchen they raided the fridge and found a herd of cows and John made a big sandwich with pizza and tuna and ice cream and dead bodies and inguanas and cardboard and a motherboard. John: Yum! Do you like your herd of cows Gody? Godzilla: Roar! Kat walks into the kicthen and sees John and Godzilla eating. KatDalton: Yuck! How can you guys eat that stuff? John: Well, with Godzilla I think its a given. And with me.... well..... I dunno. I have an iron pit stomach. Godzilla: Roar! KatDalton: Oh. Can I have a bite? The three continue to eat John's pizza, tuna, ice cream, dead bodies, iguanas, cardboard, and motherboard sanwhich. Jenny and Marc are wandering around the upstairs. Marc: Come on, you know you want me! JennyErtel: Marc! Shutup! Marc: Oh fine. Be that way. Marc leans on a vase or something, which activates a switch, causing the two to fall down a shaft. Jenny and Marc find a secret room! With no doors and windows just a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling turned on. Marc: Hey Jenny.... JennyErtel: Don't even start. Just help me find a way out of here. As Kat and John finished the sandwhich Godzilla hears a nosie and turns around. He roars in surprise and the other two turn around. A big scary ostrich is squawking at them. Bird: Squawk! Squawk! John: I-I-I-Its a g-g-g-ghost!!!!! Godzilla: R-r-roar! KatDalton: Jeenkies! John jumps into Godzilla's arms. John: Lets get out of here Gody! All three of them run out of the kitchen followed by the ostrich. Funky music plays. Music: Dooo doo doo dooo doooo doo doo dooooo! Suddenly all three of them crash into a wall and land in a big heap. The ostrich laughs pushes a switch which causes them to fall down a hole into a pit filled with water. John: OW! That hurt! KatDalton: Now what do we do? Godzilla: Roaaaaarrrr...... John: What is it Gods? Godzilla starts whimpering/roaring. Suddenly four logs float up to the top of the water. John: A-a-aligators! KatDalton jumps into Godzilla's arms, and John starts running away, but gets stopped short by another alligator. He turns to see the other four, and starts bounding off thier snouts. Godzilla starts trying to run away, and he rises in the air for a moment with his feet spinning and then speeds off after John. The run into a wall and crash through it to find Jenny and Marc. Marc: Hey cocks. JennyErtel: GUYS! Did you find anything!? John: Alligators! KatDalton: Godzilla! Turn into a rocket ship and fly us outta here! Godzilla: Ro-roar! JennyErtel: Come on Gody, what if we give you a Sco, er Gody-Snack? Godzilla: Roaarrr..... JennyErtel: What about a whole box of Gody-Snacks! Godzilla: Roar! Everyone climbs into Godzilla's arms and Kat tosses the box of Gody snacks into Godzilla's giant radioactive gaping maw. Godzilla: Ru-roar! Godzilla is satisfied and promptly turns into a Godzilla shaped rocket. He blasts off and everyone is back on the first floor. KatDalton: Finally were safe. Alright. I think I know who is the ghost and how we can catch him. John: Yay! The 5 get into a huddle and start whispering. *Sometime later* John: Gee Gods, I sure hope we don't get attacked by an ostrich! Godzilla: Roar! Bird: SQUAWK! JennyErtel: GET 'IM NOW! Marc leaps out and shoots himself in the head but misses. Then Kat drops a net on the ostrich. They tie him up and surrond him. Marc tries to shoot himself again, but they wrestle the gun from him. The Sailor Scouts all takes some pictures of Marc, and then go to save the world from something stupid, like a monster that shoots its brests off at people. JennyErtel: Now to unmask you! Jenny pulls off his mask to reveal..... MR. HARIWASHI! Hirwashi: Arg!! You caught me! JennyErtel: Wow. So Kat, how did you know? KatDalton: Well..... when we got to the house I noticed that there was a mysterious poweder on the front porch. I knew this poweder came from only one factory, the Poweder Truck factory, which Mr. Hariwashi is the owner of! Then the farmer mystriously died! John: No, that was my fault. I was trying to fill the dead space with some death so this story wouldn't have been completly boring. I need at least ONE death in the story. KatDalton: Oh. I guess thats not a clue then. Anyways, next I noticed while we were in the kitchen Mr Hawshiri was sitting in the kitchen getting dressed in his ostrich suit. He told me his whole plan right there, but that wasn't the biggest clue....... Kat pauses for dramatic effect. KatDalton: I took a slight trip to Tokyo when we were setting up this trap. I did a backround check on Mr. Hawawashishi while I was there, and then ate some sushi. I found out that he was planing to use this land as...... LAND FOR A NEW THEME PARK! Hirwashi: And I would have gotten away with if it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your nosey dinosuar! John: Hey! Thats radioactive lizard to you! Hirwashi: Whatever. Marc: Wait. If he is going to use this land to build a theme park.... and the farmer is dead... why don't we just let him do it? John: Because Marc, that would just be wrong. He must pay for his crimes. Marc: But he didn't do anything!!! John: Regardless, he must go to jail. The cops come and take him away, and Marc walks off to shoot himself in the brain. Just then Gokuh walks up. Gokuh: Hey guys! Wanna come to my pool party! John: Yeah! KatDalton: Sure. JennyErtel: No. Godzilla: Roar! Yup. I don't have any feelings on this one. It could go either way.