PART 6!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?! Guy: We are gay! Lalalallalalalalalalaaa! Woman: Spandex! Dancing! Flashy lights! OtherGuy: I am only 13! Gokuh, Jenny, John, Kat, and Godzilla all sat in the front row of the theater. Gokuh sat happily eating some popcorn, not understanding what was happening. John: (Whispering) Hey! Jenny! Kat! JennyErtel: (Also Whispering) What? KatDalton: ZZZZZZZZZZ........ John: (Still Whispering) Um... lets get out of here. Jenny nods and turns to Gokuh. JennyErtel: Hey Gokuh, we gotta go to the bathroom. Gokuh: "We"? JennyErtel: Uh, yeah. Me, John, Kat, and Godzilla. Godzilla: Roar! Gokuh: Oh. Why are you telling me? JennyErtel: Uh..... good question. See ya later! Gokuh: Aren't you just going to the bathroom? JennyErtel: Uh.. yeah. Then Jenny and Godzilla get up, and John lifts up Kat and puts her over his shoulder. Then they leave. Godzilla: Roar! John: Yeah I know, she sure does snore loud. KatDalton: Zzz...Z...ZZZzzzz..... JennyErtel: Damnit we need a taxi. Suddenly a taxi drives up. They all four get in, with Godzilla in the front. Godzilla: Roar! TaxiDriver: So, where to Mac? Godzilla: Roar! TaxiDriver: Whatevea yous say Mac. He begins driving. John: So. Gokuh is stupid. I say we plot against him. JennyErtel: Yeah. Good idea. Only he'll kill us if we do anything to him. KatDalton: mmm.... gar.... ZZZzz... z.... John: Well..... we could use the power of cheese. JennyErtel: No John. We will never unlock that untold force of mass destruction. John: Awwww. How about..... um.... big super mecha robots! JennyErtel: No. John: Okay fine. Lets..... well, you got any ideas? JennyErtel: We could use his powers againts him. John: Like copy them and make us have them and kill him with them?! Godzilla: Roar! JennyErtel: Sure, whatever. TaxiDriver: That'll be 441 bucks. Plus tip. John: Oh. Um.... lets see. I got 114. JennyErtel: I'm broke. KatDalton: zzzz...... Godzilla: Roar! JennyErtel: Where the hell are your pockets? Godzilla: Roar. JennyErtel: ....... John and Godzilla pay the man and get out with Jenny. The cab speeds off, and they look around to find they are at a space station type place, and there is a big red space ship in front of them. John: That looks cool! Lets steal it! JennyErtel: John, you won't even know how to drive it if we do steal it. John: No, but Godzilla will! JennyErtel: It never ceases to amaze me the number of things that monster can do. John: Me neither. Meeeee neither. They run up to the door to the ship and are greeted by a voice. Computer: Hello. How can I assit you? John: Were here to steal you! Computer: I'm afraid I can't let you do that. This ship belongs to Gene Starwind. John: Awwww. Godzilla: Roar! Computer: Auxillary voice command accepted. Welcome Godzilla, king of the monsters. John: ...... JennyErtel: John you.. John: I know, I know, I'll stop using him like that. As they enter the ship Marc runs in after them. Marc: Hey guys! John: Hi Marc! Were stealing this ship! Like pirates! Marc: Thats cool. Hey Jenny! JennyErtel: I have nothing to say to you. Marc: Awww, you love me that much? Godzilla: Roar! John: Hey computer! How do we get to the bridge?! Computer: I would apperciate if you addressed me as Gilliam. John: Oh. Okay. Gilliam, how do we get to the bridge. A little... um... square thingie with eyes hanging from the ceiling appears. Gilliam: Just follow me. Marc: What the hell is that? John: I dunno, lets follow it. Marc: What if it leads us into the furnace? JennyErtel: Then I'm going to push you both into it. John: Gilliam, please don't lead us into the furnace! Gilliam: Oh, not the furnace. Sorry. Gilliam quickly changed directions and takes them to the bridge. When they get there Marc asks how to poilet the ship. Gilliam: Well, someone has to go into the tube thingie over there. John: Tube thingie? The glass tube thingie rises up, then falls again. John: Not it. Marc: Not it. Godzilla: Roar! JennyErtel: Not it. John: Ha ha, looks like Jenny has to go into it! JennyErtel: Ah... hey! What the hell! Godzilla just roared! He didn't say it! Marc: Rules are rules Jenny. Marc pushes Jenny to the where the tube goes and it rises up. When it fills with liquid Jenny is completly naked. Marc: WOAH?! HOLY SHIT!!!! JennyErtel: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY AM I NAKED!? Gilliam: Well, its be.... JennyErtel: JESUS CHRIST!! MARC STOP LOOKING AT ME!! Suddenly little metal bars things completly surrond the glass so that only Jenny's eyes can be seen, which are glaring at Marc. Marc has a seizure from seeing Jenny naked and goes unconcious. John: Um..... JennyErtel: SHUTUP JOHN! Gilliam: Anyways, she will act as the ships navigation. Someone has to be the poilet, and another should man the weapons system. John: Well.... I guess I have to poilet..... as for weapons, Godzilla can breath in space, so why doesn't he just sit on the ship and blow things up. Gilliam: Actually, I have an attachment that will allow him to do just that. Godzilla: Roar! They get Godzilla situated and take off. When the get out of the atmosphere Marc wakes up. He instanly jumps up and tries to look into small space Jenny has open to see, and when he pushes his face against the glass Jenny punches that part, causing Marc to go unconcious again. John: So... um... where we going. Gilliam: Why did you steal this ship in the first place? John: I dunno. We were bored. Gilliam: Oh my..... JennyErtel: Something is telling me we sould go find the Galatic Layline. John: Awww, but I don't have the third disc with the last episodes on it! I have no idea what it is or where to find it!!! Gilliam: Well, we could go ...... fly around until something happens. John: Hey, go... Suddenly a moniter pops up with a man on it. FredLuo: Hi Gene!... Er.... your not Gene.... John: No. Who're you? FredLuo: Why I'm Fred Luo! Why are you poileting Gene's ship? John: We stole it. FredLuo: You what?! I'm going to tel...... my my, what beutiful hair you have! John: Oh really? Thanks! I'm trying to grow it as long as I can! FredLuo: Oh its so adorable! I think you should come to my place, there is just SO much I could do with it! John: Why are you a barber? FredLuo: No, I'm a merchant, but I do some hairdressing on the side! John: Thats cool. We'll have to do that sometime. FredLuo: Alright! I'll just.. uh... pretend I didn't see you guys for now. Okay! Bye! John: Bye! The moniter goes blank. JennyErtel: You know he was gay don't you? John: HUH?! What do you mean?! JennyErtel: That guy was gay. And you just acted just as gay as he did. John: No he wasn't! No I'm not! Gilliam: I hate to tell you, but Fred Luo is in fact gay. John: ..... Godzilla: Roar! Well, I think thats it. What crazy adventures will our heros incounter next time. Wooo.