Chibi Dayz (Episode 2 - Showdown with a fire hose) One day, Ryoko peeked out the window hearing her friends nearby her house singing a familiar song. *mon dieu, they sound like hamsters chuckling in the middle of the night!* Ryoko walked out of her house with a small water gun in her hand and went toward her other friends (Tenchi and the gang). She went behind Tenchi and sprayed him right in the head. Tenchi jumps in being startled and turns around real fast. Tenchi: Hey, why the heck did you do that? Ryoko: You sing like chuckling hamsters late at night. Besides I'm sure you wouldn't want me to pull your leg off instead of spraying you with cold water, now would you? Tenchi: No...no I guess not. -.- .... ^_^' Randy: What do you care if we sing stupidly, Ryoko? Ryoko: Because you guys should really sing your best! Here let me demonstrate! A solar eclipse suddenly falls over the military housing and Ryoko begins singing. Ryoko: You are always gonna be my love Itsuka dareka to mata koi ni ochitemo I'll remember to love You taught me how You are always gonna be the one Ima wa mada kanashii love song Atarashii uta utaeru made! Everyone claps as Ryoko takes a bow. The solar eclipse ends.. Randy: Wow Ryoko...where'd you learn that song?! Ryoko: Oh, just something I learned when I met my favorite singer, Utada Hikaru Ryoko shows a picture to Randy of her and Utada together. Randy: Oh, I see! JR: Wow, she's pretty! Ryoko: Uh huh...hey wait a min JR...where were you when Tenchi killed the golf cart? JR: I was on the other side of the planet visiting a friend who got transferred from here a year ago. Ryoko: That explains it. *see how military family life is, folks? -.- We're always moving from place to place!!) Tenchi notices Kagato walking down the street with his little cousin (unknown name) holding a Super Soaker XP 4500!! Kagato yells out how proud he is holding his dumb water gun up in the air. Ryoko looks carelessly at him. Kagato: Heh, hey people! I noticed you, Tenchi, being sprayed by Ryoko not too long ago. Kagato points his water gun at Ryoko's stomach. Ryoko notices that she's wearing a white shirt and pleads him not to spray at her. Kagato: You have a gun, girl, I'm sorry...but you gotta play fair you know! Kagato: 5...4...3...2... Ryoko: BOY DON'T YOU DARE!! Kagato:1...0!!! AHHH!!! *sprays her all over* Ryoko looks down as if she felt defeated...JR and Randy stand there laughing. Tenchi goes up to Ryoko. Tenchi: Ryoko..you ok? Ryoko drops her gun and walks into her house looking a bit upset and sad. Her mom, Washu, walks up to her and asks what's wrong. Ryoko starts laughing really hard...but not loudly. She starts making a sad face and starts crying....but then laughs really hard again. This kept going in a funny pattern; her mom was laughing as well and thought this was rediculous. After a while, it ended, and Ryoko told her mom what happened. Ryoko went back outside to meet up with Tenchi and the rest of them. Ryoko: Hey Tenchi, where's Kagato? Tenchi: He went home for now...hey umm..Ryoko.. Ryoko: What? Tenchi: You wanna play water guns later? Ryoko: Yeah sure.. Tenchi: Then you might wanna change your shirt because you know...all us boys can kinda see your..umm...undergarment. Ryoko: Oh...ok then. Be right back. Randy: I LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GOT NO BONES!!! JR: Tobacco makes you wacko! Tenchi: Oi! Damare! Baka yaro... (translation: Hey! Shut up! Stupid idiots...) After a while, Ryoko comes out with a pink shirt on. Ryoko: Ok boys, let's go get our water guns set up! Tenchi, Ryoko, and the other 2 guys train themselves for the big showdown later against Kagato. JR makes dozens of water for "ammo" and Randy helps him out. Tenchi pumps his XP 5000, filling it all the way up with water. Ryoko kept in mind...in the back of her head..that she had planned to take out...her fire hose later on..just to get back at Kagato for spraying her in the stomach like that. A few hours later...after everyone practiced shooting at each other, getting everyone soaken wet in the group, Kagato came out...with several little cousins as, what I would call them, minions! His lil cousins all had lil spray guns while Tenchi and the boys on Ryoko's team had the same size as Kagato's water gun. Ryoko was in charge of all the water balloons they had in stock. When the fight began...she started throwing water balloons at all the "minions". The balloons seemed to have gone out of stock fast and began the fight pretty wildly. Everyone was running around all hyper-like..some in circles, some running towards others. Tenchi, Randy and JR were shooting Kagato all over the street. But Ryoko was no where to be seen. Tenchi: Hey you guys.. ....Other 2 still getting Kagato Tenchi: Hey, you guys!! ....Still getting Kagato Tenchi: OI!!! YOU GUYS!! Randy and JR: Yeah Tenchi? Tenchi: You guys seen Ryoko? Randy: No, she didn't say anything about quiting the game JR: I Think she quit....she's a girl...and everyone else is a guy so I understand Kagato: I THINK SHE'S JUST A BIG FAT WUSS!! Ryoko: WHO YOU CALLIN WUSS, BAKA?! Kagato: *cought off guard* huh? Ryoko then sprays him with her fire hose (hooked up to the fire hydrant several yards away from them...ew doggy..shoo shoo!!) Kagato flies back with so much force, that he couldn't get up so easily. Ryoko: Hah, Kagato *takes out a fake microphone* How does it feel to have a showdown with a fire house? Kagato: mmmmmmmMMMOMMMYYYY!!!!!! Kagato runs away in tears towards his house with all his lil cousins following him. Tenchi: ?_? Ryoko, where on Jurai have you gotten a fire house? Ryoko: I didn't, it's from planet Earth! Randy: oh...cool, I still want that Dodge Viper Ryoko: -.- yeah whatever, Randy. Randy: I LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GOT NO BONES!!! JR: Tobacco makes you wacko! Tenchi and Ryoko: HEY SHUT UP!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author: Yeah, I know that ending was pretty weird. Again, this was another event that happened in my life. Basically, the Tenchi characters are just an allegory of the real people. Not all of it's true though!!