Kiyone meets the Law - By Greg "sgoast" Reynolds

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| Disclaimer:					 |
| I have absolutely no connection to Pioneer or  |
| any of the people that make "Tenchi Muyo!"     |
| therefore I would be quite pleased if I wasn't |
| sued. Yes, that'd be nice. "Tenchi" and all of |
| its characters are trademarked and so don't go |
| talking smack about 'em or else! Hehe ^_^      |
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(Setting: Dark road 15 miles away from Okayama, 4:56 in the morning. We see Kiyone in a beaten down Hundai driving home after a hard day of protecting the galaxy)
Kiyone: *Sighs* Im not sure how long I can take these late shifts... with Mihoshi...
(Flashback to earlier that night)
Mihoshi: HEY KIYONE! WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE OUT HERE SO LATE?
Kiyone: Mihoshi! Shhh! We have to. Your last stunt got us in deep trouble with central command.
Mihoshi: Oh... But i thought the visting dignitary from the snail planet wanted a pretzel!
Kiyone: Well, why did you ask for extra salt?
Mihoshi: I was hungry and... Oh.
Kiyone: Anyway, you dont even have to be here. Your grandpa gave you a pardon from this work. In fact, i'm touched by the fact that you decided to stay here with me. You know Mihoshi maybe I...
(Mihoshi is gone, all that is left is a Mihoshi-shaped cloud. Kiyone puts her hand on her forehead, shakes her head, and sighs. End of flashback)
Kiyone: Geez...
(A siren is heard)
Kiyone: Oh Crap. *Pulls Over*
(Cop walks up)
Cop: Sir, could you roll down your window
Kiyone: *Rolls the window down* Sir?
Cop: Oh! *Blushes* Ma'am. Sorry, it's kinda foggy...
Kiyone: Thats ok, just tell me why you pulled me over.
Cop: Well, you were kinda speeding. May I have your Drivers License and I.D.?
Kiyone: *Gives the I.D. and License to the cop* Yeah, What do you mean speeding! I was on the limit!
Cop: No you weren't Miss... Kiyone. Hey, It says here that you're a galaxy police officer.
Kiyone: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The irony is painfully apparent. Well what did your scanner read?
Cop: 70 in a 55 MPH Zone.
Kiyone: Here, let me see that scanner. *grabs it*
Cop: HEY! Stop that! *Tugs on it*
(The two fight over it, Kiyone finally wins over the cop)
Kiyone: Ah! Look! The meter is all wrong. *Fiddles with the scanner* See. Look at it now.
Cop: Right... *Tests it on a passing car* Hey... I think your right. I guess i can let you go on reasonable doubt.
Kiyone: Good cause its late and all...
Cop: HEY! This says my car is going 75 MPH!
Kiyone: I think it is... You forgot to leave your parking break on, didn't you?
Cop: I... HOLY CRAP! MY CAR! *Chases it into the horizon*
Kiyone: *Sits there stunned* Oook...
(20 Minutes Later, On the steps to the Masaki household, Kiyone meets up with Tenchi as he heads to the shrine for an early training session)
Tenchi: Hi Kiyone! What took you so long to get home?
Kiyone: Late shift.
Tenchi: Hmmm. Did you learn anything intresting?
Kiyone: In fact, Yes. There is more than one Mihoshi in the world.

(The End)