Anime Park

(Gene Starwind and Faye Valentine are somewhere in the desert digging up lots of neat-o stuffs)
Faye: Ooh! Lookie! I think I found a rare cabbit fossil!
Gene: Um, no actually, that's a light bulb.
Faye: Oh..
(A big ol' figgin helicopter comes outta nowhere scattering dust and pissing everyone off)
Everyone: Grr, we are all pissed off.
(Gene leaps and bounds for no good reason over to the helicopter and then runs off to his trailer 
where Tenchi Masaki stands raiding the fridge)
Gene: Hey you!
Tenchi: Oh hi there! 
(Faye runs in dramatically)
Tenchi: I got some animals on this island and I think you might be interested.
(Tenchi drinks 3 bottles of champagne in 5.26 seconds)
Gene: Um....sounds good, lets go!
Faye: Yippee!

(Kiyone Makibi walks over to Yusuke Urameshi looking all important like)
Yusuke: You got my money?
(Kiyone shows him a briefcase of Monopoly money)
Kiyone: You know the deal, half now, half later, or you go directly to jail and do not pass go.
Yusuke: Ok, ok, I'll get your anime animals ok!
Kiyone: Okie dokie pokie, catch you later.
(Kiyone wanders off and gets hit by a waiter's cart)

(Tenchi, Gene, and Faye sit in a helicopter with Darien Chiba, and Umi Ryuuzaki)
Darien: Hello, I am a smart ass math dude.
Umi: And I'm a lawyer! *looks all smart*
Everyone: Uhhhhh....
Gene: Are we there yet?
Tenchi: No.
Faye: Are we there yet?
Tenchi: No.
Umi: Are we there yet?
Tenchi: NO DAMNIT!
Darien: Maybe we're there?
Tenchi: NO! SHUT UP NOW OR THE GREEN BUNNIES FROM MARS WILL ATTACK YOUR SHOES AND EAT YOUR PANTS!
Everyone else:................
(They get to the island in about 8.12 seconds and land reallllllly fast)
Everyone: WEE!
(They get in cars and drive to the Visitor's Center and meet the computer person Amy Mizuno, the 
engineer Washu Hakubi, the vet Fuu Hououji and this other guy who does something Spike Spiegal)
Washu: Listen up! These animals are have been genetically engineered, and are cute and fluffy and 
you just wanna hug them, but a few of the animals became disgruntled when atomic jellybeans were 
accidently added to their food and....
Everyone: OK!
Washu: Well, the cabbits are vicious, so they're not on the tour yet, anyways have a nice time and 
stuff!
(Tenchi, Umi, Darien, Gene and Faye go into the lobby and see Jim Hawking and Meilin Rae waiting)
Jim and Meilin: GRANDPA!!
Tenchi: Ooh, I feel old.
(They hug and stuff and get to the tour)
Botan: Hi! I'm your tour guide! HeeHee!
(Gene, Faye, Darien and Umi get in the first car. Jim, Meilin and Botan get in the second car. The 
cars start to move, since that's what cars do)
Recorded voice of some random person no one gives a flying cupcake about: As you will see on your 
left, the rare and elusive Keroberos, also known as the Kero-chan. We now know that this animal has 
a taste for sweets, and will beat you all up if you attempt to take his candy and stuffs. Also known 
to be able to transform into a large beast-y thing.
Everyone: Ooooooooooooooooooh...
RVOSRPNOGAFCA(recorded voice of some random person blah blah you get the point right?): As we move a
long, you may notice on your right, a similar animal to the Kero-chan, called the Spinel Sun, or 
Suppi-chan as it is more commonly known. This particular animal, like the Kero-chan, can transform 
into a beast, but is much more hostile. 
Jim: He looks like my teddy bear...er....
Meilin: Oh! I want 5!
RVOSRPNOGAFCA: Coming up, you will see the very dangerous Einasaurus Rex, whom we like to just call 
Ein.
Faye: I don't see it.
Gene: Here, lemme stick my head out the window like an idiot. *does so*
RVOSRPNOGAFCA: We'll try to tempt him now.
(A big pile of milkbones pops outta nowhere. Ein comes running out of some foliage, eats 'em all up 
and runs off)
Everyone: AAAH!!!
Darien: Holy Jesus in a nightgown on Tuesday!
Botan: Oooooooooooooh, scary!
RVOSRPNOGAFCA: And now we move on..
(A thunderclap is heard, dun dun daaaaaaaa. They drive along and see Fuu in a field-y type place with 
an animal. Everyone jumps out of their cars dramatically)

Tenchi, Washu, Spike and Amy: We shoulda put locks on the damn doors!

(Gene walks up to Fuu)
Gene: Oooh! You have a kitty!
Fuu: This is a moon kitty, his name is Artemis.
(Gene makes baby faces)
Fuu: This animal is really sick.
(It suddenly gets all stormy and everyone but Faye and Umi leave)
Jim: Can I sit with Dr. Starwind in the first car, huh huh huh huh can I???
Gene: Uhhhh..
Botan: Let them be alone.
Meilin: Why? Are they-
Botan: (gets really big and menacing) JUST DO WHAT I SAY.
Jim and Meilin: Ok...
Botan: ^.^ Here, let us take the first car ok?
(Botan, Meilin and Jim get in the first car, Gene and Darien get in the second one. It starts raining...
a lot. Roughly 4.26373273 seconds later...)
Jim: Manamanah!
Meilin: Do do dee do do.
Jim: Manamanah!
Meilin: Do do do do.
Jim: Manamanah!
Botan: OK! SHUT UP!!!!
(The cars stop suddenly)
Jim: I didn't do it! Honest!
Botan: Hmmmm...what could have happened?

(Back to the control room)
Yusuke: Uh....I'm gonna get a Dr. Pepper, be right back!
(He runs off. The power goes out and he steals dino-things, take a Jeep and heads for the border)
Amy: Where'd the power go?
Washu: Oh, damn, this is sucking.
Tenchi: Where are they now?
Spike: They're by the Ein paddock.
(DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bum bum bahhhhhhhh)

(The peoples in the car sit and look around at the rain and stuffs)
Jim: Are we there yet?
Botan: We're still in the same place.
Jim: I need to go to the bathroom.
Meilin: I do too.
Jim: I want a cookie.
Meilin: I want a dollar.
Jim: Can I have a drink of water?
Meilin: I need a tissue.
Botan: SHUT THE HELL UP! *gasps*
(Jim and Meilin cower. Suddenly the lil cup of water on the dashboard shakes)
Jim: Ack! What's going on?!
Botan: Um....I just have indigestion...
(Suddenly Ein comes running through the fence like a bat out of Alabama and hits the first car 
knocking it over and rolling it....somewhere....that there is a tree they can land in.....yeah)
Jim: Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'....
Everyone in car 1: Ahh.
Tree: Owie!
Ein: Bark?
(Darien screams like a sissy and gets out of his car and runs in frantic octahedrons)
Ein: Woof!
(Ein runs at him knocking him over and down a 60-foot cliff)
Darien: Hoooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii.......*THUD*
Gene: Uh...huh.
(Ein goes off to find the nearest McDonald's. Gene goes off to find the first car. He finds it in 
a tree)
Tree: I've been hit cap'n!
(The cars falls down go boom)
Gene: That was easy.
(So they all walk around aimlessly. They walk into the jungle and come across Kero-chan and 
Suppi-chan)
Botan: OH HOW CUTE! *hugs them*
(Kero and Suppi turn all big and kitty like and turn Botan into one of them lil paper dolly 
strings)
Jim: I wanna go home, the Powerpuff Girls are on.
Gene: Uh, ok lets go..

Amy: Well, we need the power on.
Washu: Really?
Amy: Who wants to go turn it on in the extremely scary maintenance place where scary things lurk?
(everyone rapidly volunteers)
Amy: Well, I'll be going. Haha! You all suck!
Spike: Uh...I should be doing something.
Amy: Go look for Yusuke.
Spike: Okies.

(Yusuke drives like a Mad Hatter on crack through the jungle)
Yusuke: SPEED BUMP!
(Yusuke looks in his rear view mirror to see a smushed cabbit)
Yusuke: My bad. *crashes and burns* @.@
(Mokona pops out of nowhere)
Yusuke: Its a marshmallow. I'm being haunted by marshmallows again! DAMN!
(Mokona eats Yusuke)
Random Audience members: O.o o.O 
Mokona: Nutritious and delicious, tastes just like chicken!

Fuu: We should have gotten back to the Visitor's center by now.
Faye: Maybe you shouldn't have hit that road sign back a mile.
Umi: Or the 15 before it.
(They come across the cars and get out to investigate like the idgets they are)
Faye: Where's Gene?
Fuu: Where's the kids?
Umi: WHERE'S WALDO! *panics*
Faye: We don't know anyone named Waldo.
Umi: THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!
Darien: Hey you peoples! I'm hurted over here help!
Fuu: We have to go find the others.
Darien: I'm dyyyyyyyying!
Faye: Right! Let's go!
Darien: I'm nauseas..@.@
Umi: Poor Waldo...
Darien: I'm gonna blow chunks!
Fuu: Did you hear something?
Darien: I want my mommy T.T
(Fuu finds Darien and he's all hurt-like)
Darien: Owie!
Fuu: We need a band-aid over here!
(They suddenly hear Ein running around)
Faye: We gotta go now!
(They get in the car and go vrooooooooom. Ein chases the car, occasionally biting the wheels)
Umi: WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Ein gives up)
Umi: I knew we'd be ok.
(They go back to the visitor's center)

(Its now getting to be morning. Gene, Jim and Meilin are in a tree. Gene calls over an electric rat, 
erm, Pikachu)
Meilin: *waking up* AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: *wakes up too* AAAAAAAAH!!!!
Gene: AAAAAAH!!!!
(everyone blinks)
Meilin: What is that....thing?!
Jim: Don't worry, it rarely kills, just maims.
Meilin: Oh, ok. *reaches out to pet it, but gets electrified*
Jim: Whoa, check out your hair.
Gene: Hmm....anyone hungry?
(5 minutes later, Pikachu has been skewered and is roasting ever-so-nicely)
Meilin: Yummy! ^.^
(After they've eaten they get up and wander some more)

(Amy arrives at the maintenance shed)
Amy: Let's see...*wanders*
(A low mewling is heard)
Amy: SHRIEK!
(Camera switches Blair Witch mode and Amy runs screaming through the shed. A rabid cabbit flies out 
of nowhere and attacks Amy)
Amy: x.x

(Spike is now back at the Visitor's Center)
Washu: Find Yusuke?
Spike: He's dead, Cap'n.
Washu: Damn!
(Fuu, Umi and Faye walk in)
Faye: We put Darien upstairs and gave him a bunch of morphine.
Spike: HEY! That was mine!
(Tenchi wanders in eating all the ice cream)
Tenchi: Yo. Where's my grandkids?
Fuu: Er....
Tenchi: Go find them!
Faye: We still need the power on though.
Tenchi: Ok, go turn it on then, since you volunteered.
Faye: Uhhhhhhh..
Spike: I'll go with you. *takes a gun and they leave*
Fuu: I'll go take care of Darien.
Washu: I'll...go do things too.
(They all go)

Gene: We must be miles from the Visitor's Center.
(They get their 3 minutes later)
Gene: Ok you two, stay in the potentially dangerous kitchen where lots of food has been set out 
all night for no good reason yet is still really good, ok?
Jim: Ok.
Gene: I'm gonna go wander.
(Gene wanders and runs into Umi)
Umi: Howdy.
Gene: Hi, wanna go wander with me in the jungle?
Umi: Sure.

(Spike and Faye are in the jungle)
Spike: We're surrounded!
Faye: By what???
Spike: PLANTS!!!!!
Faye: -.-....
(Suddenly Ryo-Ohki jumps out at Spike)
Spike: ARGH!!!!
(Faye runs, trips, runs some more, trips again, runs, trips, runs, breaks a tree, runs, and for a 
change runs. She finally makes it to the maintenance shed. She turns on her radio and talks to all 
the peoples in Darien's room)
Faye: I'm in the shed.
Tenchi: Ok, look above you, there should be some pipes.
(Faye sees eleventy billion pipes)
Faye: I see them.
Tenchi: Follow them.
(Faye does so. 2½ hours later she's back where she started. Darien comes over the radio and starts 
singing Blink 182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard)
Faye: Uh?
Washu: Gimme that radio. Follow the pretty purple plaid pipe above you.
(Faye does so. She arrives at the power thingy)
Washu: Now turn it on.
(Faye pushes lots of buttons)
Faye: We're in business!
(A cabbit tries to attack her. She runs screaming like in a bad scary movie and crashes into Gene 
and Umi)
Umi: Awww, I wanted to turn the power on.
(They rejoice at having power and frolic merrily among the flowers)

(Jim and Meilin wander about the kitchen. Ryo-Ohki and Ken-Ohki wander in. Jim and Meilin hide)
Meilin: Eepy!
(Jim looks around and grabs a very large knife-y thing. Meilin grabs a tea strainer)
Jim: Um?
Meilin: Well!
Jim: How's that gonna help?
Meilin: It'll strain their tea?
(Jim runs at Ken-Ohki and turns him into sashimi. Meilin strains Ryo-Ohki's tea)
Ryo-Ohki: NO! NOT MY TEA!
(Ryo-Ohki keels over. Jim and Meilin run into the control room)

(Tenchi is the lobby pacing around like old men do. He looks outside)
Tenchi: Hey a dollar! *reaches for it*
(Cabbits pull string)
Tenchi: Aw damn this might hurt.
(CRUNCH)
(Gene, Faye and Umi walk into the control room and see Jim tinkering with the computer)
Faye: What are you doing?!
Jim: Turning the power on. There are cabbits trying to get into Darien's room!
(Flash of rabid cabbits chewing on the metal bars above Darien's room)
Umi: Holy underwear!
(Jim tries to get the power restored. Threatening music plays....threateningly)

(Darien looks up at the cabbits chewing away)
Darien: Trippy @.@
Fuu: They'll be able to get through soon. Someone should lure them away.
Washu: I'll go!
(Washu runs outside and is immediately attack-ed)
Fuu: Damn the man!

(Jim finally gets power restored and the cabbits are fried)
Everyone: Yay.
(Umi calls for a helicopter. After she hangs up cabbits come running in)
Everyone: AAH!
(They run. into the lobby where they get surrounded-ed-ed. Ein runs in and they escape. They get 
on a helicopter with Fuu and Darien)
Darien: You know, we did a pretty nice job of screwing up the Jurassic Park movie and book!
(Everyone smiles at the audience stupidly. And then they fly off into the sunset....and promptly hit 
it, knocking the background down)

The end....maybe.