Disclaimer: I don’t own mkr or the plot from courage the cowardly dog so don’t sue me (key: Muriel: Fuu, Esutace: Clef, Coruage: Ferio, Weather Guy: Nova, Computer: Princess Emeruade) Ever wonder if Ferio had second thoughts about dating Fuu? Well... Well its just some regular boring day in cephero where Ferio is begging Fuu to be his girl friend and Fuu, and Clef are sitting in some room blabbing on about random stuff while a pretty lil red light goes off and makes loud annoying noices. Suddenly Nova stomps in with her combat and army boots. Nova: Yo! I just thought u might wanna know y the pretty lil red light is flashing... Fuu: Hikaru’s pissed again? Nova: Nah..there’s a twister tho. Thought you might wanna know bout it. Nova causally walks away and disappears. Ferio: Hmm.. that’s a bad situation ne? Clef: Shut up! Stupid green haired goon...never did like you much.. Ferio: ok you bum just cuz ur some mage and I’m just cute lil ol’ me and my sister was Princess Emeraude... but I’m still just as good as you! Fuu: You never told me that.. you never told me the truth did you?!?! Ferio: You can’t handle the truth! Clef: Ok we’re getting off track here... -- Suddenly the nice big tornado rips through the room and Fuu goes flying into it. Clef falls through the floor and into the basement and Ferio hides behind the door which surprisingly hasn’t been reduced to woodchips. Fuu: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Clef: X.x Ferio stupidly runs after the tornado in hopes of saving Fuu and tries a kite. Fuu continues screaming and Ferio bumps along trees. People Stare. Ferio finally falls and gets a brilliant idea (dun da da dun!) and decides to tie somestring 2 a rock and to a tree. Tree: Pardon me? The Tornado trips and goes boom and Fuu sits in a chair on a mountain all the way up thar. ^ Ferio: Ok I did all that and she’s not even here?!? Fuu: Hi I’m Fuu! I’m only 3 ½ years old! Who might you be cutie? ^.~ Ferio: (00;) uh.ahahha... Fuu: I wanna go to the candy store! Fuu: I want a new doll! Fuu: I wanna go swimin! Fuu: I want an easter egg! Fuu: I want a tea party! Fuu: I want a party dress! Ferio carries the little Fuu back to the somewhat destroyed room. Ferio: Damnit I’m not gonna like this am I? Some guy walking by: nope not a bit. =) Ferio: -_-... Fuu: I’m thirsty I’m thirsty I’M THIRSTY!!!!!! Ferio: --..just shut up and sit down! I’ll be right back... Fuu: sticks out her tongue and gets all pouty. Ferio comes back in with a ...goblet... of water and notices Fuu isn’t there about 10 sec. later and Fuu is busy jumping on a board that just so happens to have Clef under it. (just the luck eh?) Fuu: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Ferio: Get down from there!! You’ll hurt and fall and bleed and that will really suck! Fuu stops jumping. Fuu: I’m hungry I’m hungry I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!! Ferio: so cook? Fuu: I’m 3 ½ u idiot. I’M HUNGRY! Ferio: OK DAMNIT I HEARD YOU! Ferio takes Fuu into the kitchen and makes her (you guessed it! ^^) macaroni & cheese! Fuu: This stinks! I hate it this way! Ferio: Whats wrong with it?? Fuu: More macaroni! Ferio re-cooks it. Fuu: to much macaroni! Ferio re-cooks it again. Fuu: more cheese! Ferio re-cooks it foor the 3rd time. Fuu: TO MUCH CHEESE! Ferio: re-cooks it for the 4th time. Fuu: MORE MACARONI!! Ferio: Re-cooks it yet again... Ferio: (muttering) $#@%&^%&@$%^!#$@!!!!!! Fuu: MORE CHEESE AND MACARONI! Ferio does it one last time with very strained eyes. Ferio: $*&$*^$&(*&*$^#^%#%$#$#(*%&($^$&#$@#@!$^%@%*&(!!!!! Fuu: Ooo! Perfect! Fuu throws it at Ferio and Ferio stands there with cheese in his hair. Fuu: I hate macaroni and cheese... Ferio prays to his dead sister for help... Ferio: Yo sis.. how do I make the love of my life normal again? And when is Clef gonna wake up? Princess Emeraude’s faint image and Ferio stare down at Clef. Clef: xX Princess Emeraude: Dunno... Ferio: Anyway... aren’t you supposed to help me? Princess Emeraude: only in the southern hemisphere, you twit. Ferio: All the way over yonder thar? Princess Emeraude: Chile, Peru, Argentina, your choice. Personally I like the super taco at Taco Bell. Ferio: um..ok thanx. Princess Emeraude: sa’ll right. *Scene changes to Ferio and Fuu on an airplane. Fuu is running and screaming down the aisle. Ferio sits there with a pissed off look. --... Some girl: I CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE! I’M CRAZY SO I’M GONNA JUMP OUT THE DOOR! GOODBYE! *she jumps* Other random guy: I CAN’T TAKE IT EITHER! Bye now ^.^ *he jumps 2* Ferio: Ok we’re screwed.. Ferio and Fuu go into the cockpit and Fuu be’s all annoying and pulls stuff and pushes buttons and nobs. Ferio throws Fuu back into the travel area place. Fuu: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m dizzy.. I’m nauseous..I’m gonna blow chunks! @@.. Ferio dumps Fuu in a tornado spinning in reverse. Fuu: TERANMOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fuu falls into in and goes round and round and round and round and round...and round a few more times. Finally she falls out in only a bra and underwear. Fuu: Mr. Capitan you would happen to have any motion sickness pills? Hey! Ferio! You’re here! What happened? Ferio: hey nice view.. err Fuu! Um...nothin.. Clef finally gets up. Clef: Fuu! Ferio! Scene changes to the plane. Clef: Fuu! Ferio! Scene changes to the plane again. Clef: Fuu! Where the hell are you!?!? Suddenly (dun da da dun!) The plane pulls up right on Clef. (how tragic!) Fuu: Nice driving! Just work on ur landing...*looking at the smashed Clef.* Fuu: O dear... Ferio: ^^;... Fuu: So Ferio, dear.. weren’t you gonna ask me something about dating? Ferio: wha! Um.. I must have been talking to myself...Maybe it was Ascot... Ever had those lovely thoughts that a couple won’t always wind up together? (if not order up SMILE mag. By Tokyo Pop and read the back history of Miwa Ueda’s "Peach Girl") haha nice little thought I had and it took me a couple of evenings to write. I know its stupid but I haven’t written anything new lately! ^^()..I need to work on dollys.. bai now!