(Gene, Jim, Melfina, Aisha, and Suzuka are in the outlaw star.  Fred is strapped on outside.)
Jim: Hey Gene, I heard there's a carnival nearby, can we go?  *eyes get big*
Gene: Uh..........
Aisha: Let's go!
(they fly around aimlessly for 3 days and realize the carnival was only 2 feet away from their starting point)
Suzuka: Hey look, a tea stand.  
(Suzuka dashes over to the tea stand)
Fred: What the hell?
Aisha: Tea withdrawal.
(Suzuka comes walking back with 37 cups of tea which she promptly drinks in 3.24 seconds)
Gene: OOOH look a shooting game!  
Fred: Ooh I wanna play!
(Gene and Fred walk over to the shooting game.  The each receive a gun and are told to shoot the little target that there's no chance in hell they can ever hit.  When the bell rings Gene turns and shoots Fred, soaking him with water)
Gene: Hey damnit, my gun is only shooting water!
Fred: (crying) That's not fair I'm telling!
(Fred goes off pouting until he finds a game he can actually win)
Fred: I won malibu beach barbie!  Yay!
(Aisha runs over to the carousel)
Aisha: Oh boy horsies!
(Aisha jumps on)
Aisha: Giddyap hossie!  Giddyap!
(the carousel horse goes very slow)
Aisha: I said giddyap!
(the horse goes slower)
Aisha: HEY!  GRRRR..
(Aisha jumps off and begins biting the horse)
Aisha: I'LL MAKE BEEF JERKY OUTTA YOU!
(Melfina watches the bits of metallic horse go flying.  She walks around until she finds Jim with cotton candy all stuck in his hair)
Melfina: Um..
Jim: Anti-social cotton candy.
(just then Suzuka stumbles by with 42 cups of tea)
Suzuka: I love tea..yes I do..
(Suzuka gets smacked in the head with a carousel horse and drops her tea)
Suzuka: NOOOOOOO!  NOT MY TEA!!!  WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Suzuka collapses and Jim and Melfina stare at her with big eyes O.O)
Gene:(looks at Suzuka) What happened to her?
Melfina: It was a drive by horsing.
Gene: I'm not even gonna ask.
Fred: GENE!  I WON A BARBIE!  LETS PLAY!
Gene: Uh...*starts crying* I DIDN'T GET A BARBIE!!!!
(Aisha walks over to everyone with metallic horse bits in her hair)
Aisha: Hey, who's hungry?
Suzuka: Tea...why?
(Aisha walks over Suzuka who is now convulsing)
Fred: I want a donut!
Jim: Don't go near the cotton candy...
(everyone goes to the foody place and orders stuffs)
Melfina: Anyone thirsty?  We can get some tea over there.
Suzuka: (still on the ground and screaming) TEA!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME INSTEAD???
(suddenly some guy comes over the speakers)
Some Guy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO OUR NEWEST RIDE....THE SLIDE 'O' FUN!!!!
Fred: Oooh...
Jim: I wanna go on the slide! *stomps on Gene's foot* TAKE ME ON THE SLIDE DAMNIT!
Gene: OWOWOWOW.....
Aisha: I WANNA GO TOO! 
(Aisha and Jim run off towards the slide.  Fred follows dragging Gene.  Melfina looks at Suzuka...)
Suzuka: What a world what a world...
(By now everyone has reached the stairs to the slide and began their ascent.  7 hours later they reached the top.)
Jim: Uh...it seems kinda high don't ya think?
Gene: Think?  What's that?
Aisha: I'm gonna be first! 
(she jumps on the slide and begins speeding up.  The others follow.  Pretty soon they've all reached maximum speeds of 160 mph.)
Aisha: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jim: MOMMY!!!
Fred: GENE!!!!!
Malibu Beach Barbie: MY HAIR ACCESSORIES!!!
(they all reach the end and go flying onto the padded floor except for Fred who just goes flying.)
Fred: Remember the Alamoooooooooooooo.......
Jim: Well you don't see that everyday.
Gene: Hey...it's late and stuff.
Melfina: Let's go back to the ship.
(they all start walking back and notice Suzuka trying to salvage what's left of her tea.)
Aisha: C'mon Suzu time to go.
Suzuka: NOT WITHOUT MY TEA!
Gene: Uh...hey there's some tea on the ship.
(Suzuka takes off towards the outlaw star)
Suzuka: Beep beep!  *vroooom*
(everyone else follows.  Once there they find Fred smashed into the side.)
Gilliam: I've been hit!  *cough sputter cough*
(Suzuka meanwhile is in heaven with her tea.)
Suzuka: HEY!  Anybody here a preacher?
Jim: A preacher?  What for?
Suzuka: I'm gonna marry my tea!
(Suzuka skewers Fred with her sword and makes him be the preacher)
Fred: (to Suzuka) Do you?
Suzuka: YES!
Fred: (to tea) Do you?
Tea: Yep.
Fred: Ok you're married, kiss her.
(Suzuka and the tea kiss.  They then go on their honeymoon.  Fred falls down due to massive blood loss.  the remaining get on the ship and fly away...until they got hit by another spaceship and much fighting and swearing ensued.)

The End