The Madness Continues....(Dun dun daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) As you should have seen last time if you read, the Tenchi gang had been losted in the jungle about 65 million years ago...No, they're not just reallllllllllllllly old, they went through a time machine! Idget! Anyway the last we saw them (or last I saw them anyway) they had found the time machiney thing and went through it like the geniuses they are. Now we shall see where they have ended up, mwa ha ha ha ha *cough cough* ha! After falling through space for a few seconds the gang lands in Rivendell! (if you can find that on a map you're very good, although some say it's found in New Zealand.... ) "Look!" yelled Mihoshi, "There's little midgets running around!" "To be correct, I believe they are called....hobbits..." Washu said. Everyone began to stare at the little peoples running about. Ryoko picked one up. "Mom! Can I keep it? Please????" she begged. "Well, Ryoko, you do remember your goldfish?" asked Washu. *flashback* ~~~~~~~ its those wavey lines....it is!~~~~~~~~ "Hey you stupid goldfish stop floating around! Its time for your monthly feeding!" Ryoko yelled. The fish just floated there looking like this: X.X *end flashback* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So? I'll feed this lil hobbity thing! Honest Mom!" Ryoko swore. "Well....ok," said Washu. "YAY!!!!!" Ryoko cheered. She ran all around with her new hobbit. "I will love him, and squeeze him and call him George!" She then put the hobbit on a leash and dragged him around. "Maybe we should get out of this place...." Kiyone said. From nowhere a lil bell dinged. Lil bell: DING! "That's the best idea I've heard today," Tenchi said. As they are walking along the author suddenly suffers a fatal heart attack. Author (me!): Ack! (falls out of chair) "What are we going to do now??" asked Ayeka, "We have no author!" "We'll have to take over from here," Washu said. And they set to work drawing they're own Tenchi film. "All done!" yelled Sasami. (cut to film. The characters are lil stick figures with hair and very childish colored backgrounds) Ryoko stick figure: Tenchi is mine! *attempts to hug Stick Figure Tenchi* Ayeka stick figure: Back off biotch! *fwaps Stick Figure Ryoko* Sasami stick figure: Dinner is ready! Washu stick figure: I'm smart! Tenchi stick figure: HELP! Kiyone stick figure: Stop in the name of the Galaxy Police! Mihoshi stick figure: This is stupid.... Everyone else: No! You are! (bum bum BA! At that moment the author recovers from her heart attack *dun ask* and puts an end to the stick figure frivolities) "Back to work!" yelled the author. The others cowered in fear. "How will we ever get out of here?" Sasami asked. They all walk by the time machine.. "I think that we are forever lost! *WEEP!*" said Ayeka. And wouldn't you know it, it begins to rain pixy stix! "Thats something you don't see everyday," said Tenchi. Ryoko fights off the pixy stix with her spork of death (bum bum bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) while Washu chows down. "I'VE GOT IT!!!" Ayeka shouted. "Got what?" asked Kiyone. "The plague?" Ryoko asked hopefully. "No! The heebie jeebies!" said Washu. "I have a plan to get us out of here!" Ayeka said. "Oh? And what would that be?" Ryoko asked. "We'll Time Warp!" Ayeka shouted. So they did... "Its just a jump to the left..." said Washu. And thus they were warped through time. Round and round they go, where'll they'll end up nobody knows. ::Plop:: They landed in a rather large puddle. Mihoshi started to drown. "Glug glug glug.." "Good job Ayeka, you warped time," said Ryoko. "Did not!" shouted Ayeka. "Hey! We're back home!" Tenchi said. And everyone said "yay". Oh but if only they knew what was in store for them.... MWA HA! For you do not know either! Now you must read the next chapter.....coming to a theater near you!