Madness, oh the Madness, so much MADNESS!!!!

The Tenchi gang wandered up to the shrine only to find that Yosho had painted it pink and purple plaid and was having a massive disco party with radioactive midgets.  Tenchi walked up to his grandfather and stared at him oddly.
"Grandpa!  What the hell are you doing?!  Remember your blood pressure!" Tenchi yelled.
"Oh who cares Tenchi?  I'm fine!" Yosho said.  At that moment though he had a stroke.
"Aw damn, there goes grandpa," Ryoko said.  Tenchi kicked the body of his grandpa to see if there was any life.
"Well now what?" Washu asked.  Just then Ayeka came crashing into a tree on a broomstick.
"Look out!  Evil rabid bludgers are coming!" Ayeka screamed and ran off.
"That was interesting," said the tree.
"Anyone up for a game of Quidditch?" Kiyone asked.
"Why yes, I'd like some spaghetti," said Sasami.
"You can have my sand dollar," Mihoshi said.
"Are you people even speaking English?" Tenchi asked.
"No, Gov'ner!" Washu stated.
"Where did Ayeka go?" Noboyuki said as he walzted up.
"Victoria's Secret," said Sasami.
"Crazy," said Washu.
"Hell," said Ryoko.  Without warning dimly lit light bulbs began raining down, and Noboyuki spontaneously combusted.
"Hey, maybe we should go look for Ayeka," Mihoshi said.
"On behalf of pixy stix with alcohol problems everywhere, I say we start a search party!" Kiyone yelled louder than crap causing everyone to fall down and cover their ears.  So they wandered into the forest to find Ayeka.
 "AYEKA?!  ARE YOU HERE?!" they all yelled.
 "Where do you think she could have gone?" Tenchi asked.  They walked by seventeen huge illuminated signs saying "Ayeka went this way" and went the opposite direction.
 "Hark!  Dost thou see what I see?" Washu suddenly said.
 "Sooth, tis but a very large tree!" Kiyone finished the lil rhyme.
 "What's with the Middle English?" Sasami asked.  Everyone looked puzzled.
 "Hey!  Stop pointing at me!" the tree yelled and smushed them all up like a ball and threw them.  They promptly landed on Ayeka.
 "I FOUND AYEKA!" Mihoshi yelled.
 "Well, you all have done a great job, but look at this!  I've found another time portal!" Ayeka said.
 "Oh boy!  I can push you in!" Ryoko said.  She pushed Ayeka in but then they all fell in to and went SPINNING THROUGH SPACE! (echo echo echo echo....)  They landed with a dull fwump.
 "Where are we?" Tenchi asked.  Something pink, blue and green sped past his head.
 "Hold it right there!"
 "Uhh what the hell?" Washu said.  Just then the (dun dun da!!) Powerpuff girls came flying in.
 "Ack!  Bubblepuffs!" Kiyone yelled and ran away.
 "That's POWERPUFF you stupid #%!*%&!#*$!&*#$!&@$!@&$!?^@$&!@?^$&!@$ @#%^!@$!@*%!@*$&!*$&!@$*!&%*@#&*!&$*!&#$ !*%& #*!%!* !@$!@#$!#!% %?*&#&*!%^&#^!&#%^!&#%^!#&%!^#%&?!^%&?!%^!&?#%^!#&%^!#%&?^#&?%!#^%&?!%^!#&?%^!#&?%^!#&?%^&?%!^#%&?!^#%&!#^%&!#?%^!#?#%^!#?&%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 "BUBBLES!  SUCH LANGUAGE!" yelled Buttercup and Blossom.
 "Yes....we'll be leaving now.." Washu said.  They all ran thattaway ------->!
 "Where are we going?" Sasami asked.  But her question was answered.  The Time Portal had returned!!!!
 "Yay." 
  So they were sent through time and space and Alabama once more.


NOW where have they gone off to?  Find out next year in....another Madness story!  Coming soon to a microwave near you.