La Madness es bueno ¿no?

And so last we left the Tenchi peoples, they were out yonder somewheres in time. Why the theme of time travel?  The world may never know.
Old man in the back of the theater: I know!
No, you don't, now shut up.  As I was saying—
Old man: Oooh pick me pick me!  I knowwwww!
—They were flying through time when—
Old man: I know the answer!  I know I know I....forgot my heart medicine! *dies of a heart attack*
Damnit!  That's the 5th time this week!  I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!  Can someone clean this guy up?
(Big steroid-y type guys come in and take the old dude outside)
Ok, now back to the story.  Tenchi and company—ooh that sounds nice, sounds like a movie.  You know I once saw a movie...
(Crickets chirp.  Audience glares angrily)
Audience: Grr *glares*
Uh...yeah ok...The Tenchi peoples came to a screeching halt in the year of 2071.
 "Ooh, we're in the future!" said Mihoshi.
 "Wait a minute, we travel in space ships all the time, what's the big deal?" Washu asked.  They all stared for a minute.
 "Uh.." Tenchi started to say, but could not finish because his brain had suddenly stopped working. (You mean it actually worked once?) Ack!  Not the parenthesis!...Er...
 "Hey author-y person!  Mind your business!" Ryoko said.  Oh dear...it appears that 500 ton twinkie will land on her...darn. ::SPLAT::
 "Ooh, twinkie," said a somewhat twinkie covered Mihoshi.  (500 ton twinkies make a lot of mess people, trust me!)
 "Well it serves you right Miss Ryoko.  I think the author is doing a great job!" Ayeka said and so was handed a large amount of money.  Ching Ching!
 "Now wasn't there supposed to be a plot about 2071?" Kiyone asked.  And so she was answered with her plot.  Right in the face.  ::SMACK::
 "Ooh lookit the pwetty colors."
 And so my whole plot of 2071 was RUINED!  I was gonna have like a nice little Cowboy Bebop cameo thing, but noooo, Kiyone has to go and screw it up!  Now I have to fire all them Cowboy Bebop peoples!  AND send back the caterer!  You happy now?  HUH?  You happy?!?!?! *shakes an angry fist at the Tenchi cast*
 "Uh, I think we should go now," said Sasami.
 So they went.
 They left.
 Yup.
 GONE!
 And I'm left here staring at a keyboard.....which brings up a nice idea, since I am writing I control you all!  MWA HA!
 "Oh no," said Ryoko.
 And so I made them dance!  Lookie I gots puppets!  ^.^
 "This is not fair!  It says right here in my contract that I am not to be manipulated!" Washu said.  But sadly her contract burst in to sudden purple flames. Tsk tsk, what a pity.
 "Hey, where did Ayeka go?" Sasami asked, for her sister had vanished!  Or maybe tied to the back of a speeding banana.  
 Now, *puts on a snotty British accent* the Tenchi group had gone off to find the holy grail, *drops the accent* but ended up finding the McFlurry of Doom!  (dunnnnnnnnnnn)
Oh it was a sad day when they stumbled across the McFlurry of Doom (dunnnnnnnnnn)
because Mihoshi had been taken prisoner and made the Queen of the McFlurry tribe.  Also..
 "Hey wait a minute!  You have no right to do this to us!" Tenchi argued.
 Oh, ok fine!  Go off on your own and go through time!  See if I care!
 So they did.
 They found their little time machine-y portal-y thingamabob and lefted!  Just took off!  Well, that's ok.  Because I get to pick where they land next mwaha!

Where will they go you ask?
You don't know!  I don't either!  You must wait for eleventy billion......hours or something longer or not so long maybe!  The end of this part for now bye bye now nice peoples!