What peeps really are.
By bloodshot (bloodshot54@hotmail.com)

Ever eat one of those peeps, those sugar coated morsels of sweet marshmallow filling? Wonder what
the peeps feel? Well there have been numerous tests on these peeps to find out the truth about the 
peeps and the life behind the sugar. Some of these tests have included violence, some of them have
been emotional tests (but mostly violence). Such tests as: smashing it with a hammer, smashing it 
with a hammer after it has been frozen, running it over with car, and surgically removing them from
each other. What kind of sick human would do this, you might be asking yourself? We are undisclosed
to talk about their name so we will use "Bob". Why Bob you ask? Well it’s just a good name.

Well his tests have all prove the same thing: peeps have feelings too. The bunnies, the chickens, the
pumpkins, all of these delicious candy coated animals of marshmallow insides. Some people are so 
obsessed with these animals that they buy them by the boxes, and there are 15 in a box. I have seen
people eat a box in no more than 8 minutes at max. What is the world coming to when you enjoy eating
a cute bunny with marshmallow insides? Is it safe for our little kids to grow up eating animals and no
t know the truth: are peeps real? Do they bleed when bitten off in just chunks? Some people sicken me
when they bite off the ear of one peep and make the other peep come up and say "Happy Easter" and
the other peep without ears can’t hear him so he says back "What??" That is called sick humor, and
whoever gets a laugh out of it is a sick person. But the worst part about it is when people bite off their 
heads, those cute little heads. What is a peep without a head? White bunnies without bodies, purple 
bunnies without ears, pink bunnies without feet, yellow bunnies without a head. What is the world 
coming to when people take joy in destroying these things of beauty? But who is doing anything about
this? No one cares any more about these poor defenseless animals. Where are the animal right
activists when they really need them? I think it’s sick that people can do this but hey, its up to them 
and if they are happy about munching on one of these Christmas trees, ghost, cats, bunnies, eggs, 
and birds, which are only a few of the kinds they got.

To conclude, eating them is wrong but go with what you like, if it makes you happy kill it.