Survivor: Outlaw Star/Cowboy Bebop Edition 

Link: Hello!  And welcome to Survivor!  For some unexplanable reason, I am your host!  There are 10 members here tonight that have been divided into two teams to survive in Termina!  Lets go to the teams.  The captain of the "Cherry Blossom" team is Gene Starwind!
Gene: Cherry Blossom?  What the hell kinda pansy name is that??
Link: Don't ask me please, I don't choose the name.  The other members on Gene's team are: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth (or Ed as she is rather called), Twilight Suzuka, Jim Hawking, and Fred Luo!
Gene: Oh hell no.
Fred: GENE!!
Link: Now lets meet the captain of the "Bebop" team!
Gene: What?  They get a cool name!  That's not fair! *pouts*
Link: As I was saying....the captain is....Spike Spiegal!
Spike: That's what I'm sayin'!
Link: And the team members are Melfina, Faye Valentine, Jet Black and Aisha Clanclan!
Spike: Check it out Gene!
Gene: Go to hell.
Link: Ok now!  The team that wins the Tribal Immunity thingamabob gets this!  A really nifty lil coin pendant thingy I just made up!  Har har....um yeah....you should know the rules to this game....if you don't I can't help ya pal...
Ed: Can we go yet?  Ed is bored!
Link: All right already, shut up and get going!
(Everyone suddenly poofs)

Cherry Blossom Team

(The team has been transported to Ikana Canyon)
Gene: Ok!  As captain of this team I say we should find something to eat!
Jim: Um...Gene...
Gene: What??  You question my authority??
Jim: No...its just....
Gene: You want us to starve DON'T YOU??  You traitor!  I'm gonna vote your ass off!
Jim: GENE!  They provided us with food for the first night!
Gene:...........................................Of course they did, just testin' ya partner...
(Gene's face turns red as he goes off to set up his tent)
Fred: Oh!  Let me help you Gene!
Gene: Get away from me.
Fred: But Gene!
Gene: Scoot!  Be gone evil spirit!
(Gene shoo's Fred away)
Ed: It's scary here...Ed doesn't like it.
Suzuka: What's so scary about it?  There's only a few mummies and ghosts and monsters that do unspeakably horrible things to you when you fall asleep.  Nothing to worry about. *drinks tea*
Fred: Eep!  Gene!  Hold me!
(Fred jumps at Gene who steps aside.  Fred hits the tent that Gene has struggled with to just get one side up and knocks it down ripping a rather large hole in it)
Gene: Damnit Fred!  Look what you did!
Fred: Waaaaaaaah!
Suzuka: This will be a long night....