Bebop Team (The team has been transported to the Mountain Villiage. They all walk in to see a nice sping-time place with flowers, butterflies, a waterfall and pond) Spike: Hey this place is pretty nice! I do wonder though, why they call it Snowhead right by here.... (Suddenly a blizzard comes by covering Spike in snow) Spike: Never mind.... Faye: You dumbass Spike! Aisha: It's cold now! Jet: Good going. Melfina: I wanna go home.... Spike: Maybe we can....get rid of the snow? Aisha: How?? You're as bad as Gene! Spike: *gasp!* Take that back! Aisha: No! Spike: Yes! Aisha: No times a million! Spike: Yes times a billion! Aisha: No times a trillion! Spike: Yes times a zillion! Aisha: No times infinity! Spike:.....Damn, you got me. Faye: Children....play nice... (Spike yanks on the ring on Aisha's braid) Aisha: OW! Spike: Neener neener! Faye: I SAID PLAY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Spike and Aisha stop and look at Faye in pure terror) Spike and Aisha: Yes ma'am! (Faye smiles smugly) Jet: That's good....*writes down notes* Melfina: It's still cold.... (Faye grabs two conveniently placed shovels and hands them to Spike and Aisha) Faye: Start shoveling you two.. (Spike and Aisha do so while Melfina and Jet start a fire) Jet: Ah..warmth. (A little circle of snow melts away around the fire) Melfina: Well will ya lookie there! (Faye and Jet lookie there. Spike and Aisha do not however because they are ice skating on the frozen pond) Jet: Maybe we can melt the snow away with fire! (Spike and Aisha skate by in the background going backwards) Faye: That's a good idea! (Spike skates by holding Aisha above his head) Melfina: How will we get fire to this whole place? (Aisha skates by holding Spike above her head) Jet: We'd need a flamethrower.... (Spike and Aisha skate by doing figure eights) Faye: Well that's something we don't have.... (Aisha and Spike skate by again, but this time the ice breaks and they fall in) Melfina: Well we can just set fire to a lot of wood.... (Splashes of water can be seen and flailing arms) Faye: Like set fire to all the trees? (A little help sign can be seen from the ice hole) Jet: You can't set fire to all the trees! (The sign begins to sink) Faye: Why not? Melfina: Um....you guys....maybe you should look behind you... (They all look to see Aisha and Spike drowning) Faye:....Well that can't be good. Jet: Maybe we should help them? Faye: That might be a good idea... (So they help Spike and Aisha. Suddenly the mailman from Clock Town runs by) Mailman: Ya! I have a letter for you! (He runs off to give the "Cherry Blossom" team a letter) Faye: It says we gotta meet at Romani Ranch for the first Immunity Challenge. Spike: Romani Ranch???? WHERE IN THE BEJESUS IS THAT?? Jet: Hell if I know.... (Just then they see a little red balloon floating over them...) Melfina: Hey! What's that? *she points to the lil guy floating from the balloon* Aisha: It's Fred Luo! Faye: No, I think it's a diseased elf.. Jet: Maybe its the Lucky Charms guy. Spike: Well I think its Bobo the dancing teddy bear. (Everyone stares at Spike) Spike:....You didn't hear that... Jet: Well, let's get him down! (So they start flinging rocks at the balloon. Aisha picks up a tree and throws it. After about an hour Spike takes out his gun and shoots the balloon) Tingle:......YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *falls* Jet: Well thats something that doesn't happen often. Tingle: Do you want to buy a map?? Spike: Uh....can you get us to Romani Ranch? Tingle: Well sure! *he pulls out a rather large map* Spike: Uhhhhhhhh.....thanks. Tingle: That's 50 rupees please! Spike: What? Tingle: 50 rupees! Spike: What the hell is a rupee? Tingle: Are you gonna pay me, punk? Spike: Punk? Excuse you.... Faye: Um.....mister....diseased elf guy....can we pay you when we get back? Jet: Yeah...gotta go! Aisha: See ya later....chump... (They all run off screaming for no reason) Tingle: You butt monkeys!!!! 3 hours later at Romani Ranch... Jim: Well, where's the other team? Gene: I think they got lost. Fred: Gene, its getting dark! *whimpers and clings to Gene* Gene: Get off me Fred. (Fred reluctantly does so) Suzuka: Hey look, there they are. (The other team runs up) Melfina: Um....I think an elf is chasing us.... (suddenly Link pops up) Link: Ok! Now both teams are here! Lets get the first Immunity Challenge started! Gene: Well what is it? I'm sure we can handle it! Link: You will each select a member of your team to fend off some aliens! The challenge is to keep the aliens from getting into the barn! The person who defeats the most aliens by dawn wins! If by chance an alien gets into the barn, the team member who let it by is immediately disqualified thus allowing the other team to win. (Both teams blink) Spike: Ok, who is the best here at getting rid of aliens? Link: Oh, no no no. The captains will DRAW a name from these! *holds up a lil decorated paper bags for each team* I colored them myself. ^-^ (Everyone but Link face faults) Gene: Let's get this over with... (Gene walks up and draws a random name) Gene: Hey, whattya know, I drew Suzuka! Suzuka: This should be exceedingly simple. (Spike draws next) Spike: I drew Melfina.... Melfina: Uh oh.... Link: It's decided! Let the games begin! Er.....you know what I mean. (Suddenly a bunch of aliens pop up) Fred: Eeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeeee!!! SAVE ME GENE!! Gene: Uh....go Suzuka! Whooowhooo! (Suzuka slices the aliens in half easily) Spike: Um...yay Melfina? (Melfina is staring at the aliens not knowing what to do. Suzuka takes a break to drink some tea. Meanwhile on Melfina's side the aliens are getting closer) Faye: We're gonna lose... Jet: Maybe we should have given her a gun? Spike: Good idea! Melfina! Catch! *he tosses his gun to Melfina* (Melfina attempts to catch it but misses and it falls and goes off nearly shooting a member of the other team) Jim: Hey! Watch it! (Melfina picks the gun up and tries to figure it out. She pulls the trigger and accidently shoots a hole in the barn) Melfina: Oops...^.^; Jet: I liked it better when she was unarmed.... (Suzuka does a crossword puzzle. Melfina is trying to figure out the gun again and nearly shoots Spike) Spike: Ok, I'm gonna have to take the gun back.... (By some miracle Melfina shoots an alien) Melfina: o.O;; Bebop Team: YAY!!!!!!!!! (Melfina drops the gun in surprise and it goes off shooting Suzuka's tea) Melfina: Uh oh... Suzuka: YOU SHOT MY TEA!!!! YOU WILL DIE! *grabs her sword and chases Melfina* Melfina: Eep!! *runs* (As they are running around the sun rises and the aliens poof) Link: Ok! Time to decide the winners! Number of aliens killed by Suzuka: 4,525. Everyone: O.O Link: Number killed by Melfina: 1. Gene: One! Hahahahaha!!!! Spike: Shove it Gene. Link: I announce the winners....The Cherry Blossom team!!! *hands Gene the lil coin pendant thingy* Also you each receive 5,000 yen each to spend as you like! Cherry Blossom Team: Yay! Gene: Damn that's a buttload! Jim: Actually it calculates out to $50. Gene:....Oh.....yeah ok.....I'M RICH! Link: Ok, its now time for the Bebop team to vote off one member! We'll just have to wait while they decide..... Spike: Well, I'm thinking of voting Melfina off since she lost the Immunity Challenge for us. But I'm not sure. Faye: I think I have a pretty good idea who I will vote off...you'll have to wait to see won't you? ^.- Melfina: I really messed up back there....I'm probably gonna be voted off... Jet: No comment. Aisha: I know exactly who I'm voting off! But I'm not gonna tell haha! Link: All right time to cast the votes. Spike, you may go first. (Spike walks up to the vote box, writes down a name, holds up the paper to the camera and slips the paper into the box.) Link: Faye... (Faye does the same followed by the others) Link: Let's count the votes...first one for...Jet! Jet: What? What did I do?! Link: Next one....Jet. Jet: Someone is against me... Link: One for Melfina.. Melfina: Expected.. Link: Another for Jet...and the last one is for...Jet! Jet: I get my candle snuffed out. =( (Link takes jet over to his lil Tiki Torch thingy from Kmart and pours some water on it. Jet walks off sadly) Spike: Well I voted Melfina off because she can't use a gun! What use is she? Faye: I decided to get rid of Jet because, hey, no one likes him. Melfina: I really didn't know who to vote off, so I just picked Jet. I didn't think he'd be voted off though.. Aisha: I got rid of Jet because he scares me! I'm glad he's gone! Link: All right everyone, its now 6 am! You have no more time to sleep! Gene: We never got to sleep at all! Link: Quit your whining, bitch. Gene: What did you say to me you little punk??? Link: Nothing....anyways....you'll have to find food for yourselves soon....good luck! (Link disappears and everyone is transported back to their places)