Clock Town

(The Bebop team is already there)
Spike: All right lets get started shall we?  What's first on the list?
Faye: Um...we need a bottle of milk!
Spike: Right.....anyone see an Albertson's or somethin around here?
Aisha: I don't even see modern civilization.  I wonder if they've discovered fire!
(Blank stares directed at Aisha)
Melfina: What's that over there?
(They all look over there)
Spike: It says its a Milk Bar......my God these people have issues.
Faye: Oh come on, how bad can it be?
(They all walk in and see various townspeople)
Faye: Oh.....I see.
(Spike walks up to the bar)
Spike: Um...I need some milk....
Voice: Spike?!
(Spike turns to see Julia sitting with Vicious)
Spike: Julia??  What the hell?????
Julia: Uh.....I can explain?
(Spike grabs a milk bottle and breaks it over Vicious' head)
Faye: They can't even do a proper bar fight in this town -_-'
Julia: Hey step down bitch!
Faye:.....Are you talking to....me..?
Julia: Damn straight! *yanks on Faye's hair*
Faye: Oh you did NOT just do that! *bitch slaps Julia*
(Faye and Julia engage in such a huge fight that Spike and Vicious stop to watch along with all the other customers.  Some bust out with little flags and cheer.  Faye picks up Julia by her hair and flings her over the bar and into the milk bottles)
Faye: Well, thats done. ^-^
Spike and Vicious: o.O;;
Spike: Um...I'll just take the milk and leave....see ya later Vicious....uh....and Julia...*runs off*
Faye: Blonde hair wasn't on the list was it?
Aisha: No, why?
Faye: Oh never mind...*throws down a clump of Julia's hair*
Spike: Ok, what's next?
Melfina: A shrubbery.
Spike: A shrubbery?
Melfina: A shrubbery.
Aisha: A shrubbery?!
Melfina: A SHRUBBERY GOSH DAMNIT!!!!!!..........*gasp!  She turns bright red*
Spike: Where the hell are we gonna find a shrubbery??
(Suddenly a shrubber toddles by.  Hehe toddles, thats cute)
Spike: Look!
Aisha: A shrubber!
Faye: Excuse me good sir, but can we please have a shrubbery?
Spike:....Did you just say good sir?
Faye:....No.
Spike: You did too!  I heard you!
Faye: Then why did you ask?
(Spike stands there like a dur)
Spike: Dunno.
Faye: Then stay out of it.  
Shrubber Dude: Uh...I guess you can. *hands over a shrubbery* Peace out. *wanders off*
Aisha: I don't even know what the hell that thing is, but come on!  We gotta find the next whatever it is we're looking for!
(Spike takes the list and looks at it)
Spike: It says we need something of the other teams.
Faye: What about that blonde kid?  We could just take him.
Spike: They might notice he was gone.....
Faye: True...true.
Melfina: Perhaps we should find them first?
Aisha: There!  They're over there! *she points to the East Gate where the opposing team has just entered through*
Spike: All right, they got anything we can take?
Faye: Let me handle this one.
Spike: You handled the last one, I got this one.
Aisha: I'll do it.
Faye: But I'm much more charming and persuasive.
Aisha: I'd enjoy doing it.
Spike: I'm much more agreeable and less threatening.
Aisha: Aisha hasn't had a turn yet!
Faye: Was that an insult?
Aisha: I'm friends with them!
Spike: Figure it out genius.
Aisha: *hopping up and down* Pick me!  Pick me!!!!
(Suddenly Faye and Spike notice Aisha screaming herself hoarse)
Faye: You know I just had an idea.  What if we send Aisha over there?
Spike: Hey, thats a good idea.
Faye: I'm so smart.
Aisha: -.-'
(Aisha walks over to the other team)
Aisha: Wazzup my homie g-funk dawg in the house??
Subtitle: Hi.
Gene: West side up north.  All hizzy style like.
Subtitle: How are you?
Jim: What the hell did I miss?
Subtitle: Damn foo' waz da deal?
Jim: *looking at subtitle* I said that?
Aisha: Uhhhh, hey Gene, what's that over there?
(Aisha points and Gene looks.  Aisha grabs Gene's caster and runs)
Gene: I don't see anything.....
(30 minutes later)
Gene: Nope....still don't see anything.
Suzuka: Um....I think Aisha stole your caster.
Gene: Huh? *checks* Aw damn.
Fred: Awwwwwwwwwww, poor wittle Gene.
Gene: Shut up Fred.
Ed: What will we do now?
(Gene sits and pouts.  Meanwhile the other team has finished the list)
Melfina: Yay, we won!
Link: *popping out of a potted plant*  I declare the Bebop team the winners!  You will each recieve 10,000 yen!  In addition, you will each get some lovely knitted socks.  Now we shall commence the voting off of a member on the Cherry Blossom team.
(Cherry Blossom Team eyes each other suspiciously)
Link: Ok Gene, please cast your vote.
(Gene scribbles a name down quickly with a glance at Fred and puts the paper in the box.  Jim gets up next and also writes a name on the paper and puts it in the box and so on and so on)
Link: All right, time to tally the votes.  First one is for....Fred!  Another for Fred....yet another for Fred...oh one for Suzuka...
(Fred shifts uncomfortably in his seat as Suzuka glares at him)
Link: And one for Fred!  Sorry Fred, looks like you gotta go.  *kicks over Fred's tiki torch and stomps it to death*
Fred: WAAAAAH!  NO!!!!  GENE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fred is escorted away)
Link: All right, ready for your next immunity challenge?
Gene: Already?
Link: Hell, why not?
Gene: Damn that's fast..
Aisha: Oh Gene, I've still got your caster.
Gene: Toss it here.
(Aisha tosses it, but sadly Gene fails to catch it, and for some odd reason the caster was loaded and goes off shooting Link)
Melfina: Oh my God!  They killed Link!
Jim: You bastards!
Faye: Um....he's not dead.
Link: Major ow.  Anyone got a bandaid?  x.x
Gene: Oh shit, my bad.
(Link lays unconscious on the ground bleeding)
Spike: Maybe someone should uh....get help.
Suzuka: Ahem......*very loudly* HELP!!
Everyone: o.O;;
(Within 4.26 seconds two guys in white suits run in carrying a stretcher.  They toss Link on and run off)
Faye: Oh great, we have no host.
Ed: Elf person gotted hurt..
Aisha: Um....what are we gonna do?
Gene: Psst!  Hey!  We need a new host here!
(Stage people talk amongst themselves)
Stage Guy: Ok we found someone! *pushes Ari from the PS2 game Okage out on camera with a microphone*
Ari: What the hell am I doing?
Stage guy: Um, you're hosting....good luck!  We're rolling!
(Ari looks at the tv)
Ari: Um....hi mom ^.^;
Jim: Hey you!  Over here.
(Ari turns toward Jim)
Ari: Oh, hello.  Um...go about your business.
Gene: You're supposed to be giving us an Immunity Challenge.
(Cue card dude thrusts a script into Ari's hands)
Ari: Ohhhhhhh ok.  
(Ari stands there for half an hour)
Ari: What was I doing again?
(Suddenly Evil King Stan pops up)
Stan: Slave!  What are you doing?!  We're supposed to be taking over the world!  Stop this nonsense now!
Ed: Shadow!  Oooooooooooooh.
Ari: Um..shut up Stan..or something.
Stan: Stupid slave!  Do not talk to me in such a manner!
Ari: Waaaah ;_;
Aisha: Oh good job, you made the poor boy cry!
Jim: Yeah, he's our new host!
Stan: Uh.....if you say so....I'm gonna go get a latte...catch ya later. *poof*
Ari: He always pops up when you don't need him heh heh ^.^;
Spike: Can we get back to the challenge?
Ari: Challenge?  Oh, you wanted me to tell you what to do?
(Everyone but Ari face faults)
Gene: No shit Sherlock!
Ari: *under his breath* Keep digging Watson.
Gene: What did you say?
Ari: Um, nothing.  Anyways, you are to be on teams....
Faye: Yeah, we got that far already kid.
Ari: And when the moon rises you're gonna play a war type game.
Spike: Hey, this might be our mission completely annihilate the others.  Do we get real guns?
Ari: I don't see why not...
Stage Guy: Read the script!!  We're liable to get sued if they use real guns!
Ari: Oh....um...you get these lil nifty lasery guns.
Gene: With real lasers?
Aisha: I think he's talking about laser tag.
Ed: Yay, we'll tag the lasers!
Suzuka: How are we going to go about this?
Ari: Well, if you're shot with a laser a little beeper thingamabob goes off.  If you're shot three times you're out.  Your mission is to get the other team's flag thing and bring it to the clock tower.  Yeah that's it.
Faye: Capture the flag?  Are you serious?!  This is like...........kid stuff.
Jim: It sounds like fun!
Ed: Ed wants a gun!  Ed wants to play now!
Melfina: I don't think I like this.
Ari: Ok, you have 1 hour before the moon rises.  You'll find your laser guns at your bases.  Have fun.  *wanders off*
(Stage Guy grabs Ari by the arm)
Stage Guy: You gotta stay here kid.
Ari: Can I have a chocolate orange?
Stage Guy: Uhhhh....guess so.
Ari: Yippee! *claps*