1 hour later, Cherry Blossom Team base in Great Bay. 



Suzuka: All right, we have to be organized to get through this. Our 
team color is red, remember that. The other team is blue. So, any 
ideas?
Gene: We're blue?
Suzuka: No, we're red.
Gene: What are we doing again?
Suzuka: -_-' I'm gonna hurt him...
Jim: Gene....pretend like we're playing Outlaws and Space Pirates..
Gene: Oh goody! I'm gonna be a space pirate!
Jim: No dip shit! You're an outlaw!
Gene: GASP! Little Jimmy said a naughty word!
Jim: Gene, I hate you.
Gene: Aww...
Ed: Ed's getting bored, can we go now?
(Suzuka hands out the laser guns)
Suzuka: Don't blame me if you get yourself killed. 
(Suzuka begins walking off. Stops suddenly and everyone bumps into her)
Suzuka: Just where are all of you going?
Gene: With you.
Suzuka: One of you has to stay and guard our flag.
Ed: Why?
Suzuka: So the other team does not get it.
Jim: Why?
Suzuka: 'Cause then we'd lose.
Gene: Why?
Suzuka: 'Cause the other team would have our flag!!
Ed: Why?
Suzuka: BECAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE TO WATCH IT!!!!! ARE YOU ALL THAT 
STUPID?!
Jim:..................What were we talking about?
Suzuka: AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: Ed volunteers Ed to stay! HeeHee!
Gene: Works for me. See ya guys! *runs off*
Jim: Hey wait! *runs off too*
Suzuka: Good luck, Ed. *walks away*
Ed: Ed will be a good guard! *marches around* 

Bebop Team Base in Southern Swamp

Spike: All right, Melfina, you can guard the flag, we'll go shoot off the 
lasers, deal? Deal. Ok move out! *runs off with the others*
Melfina: Uhhhh....k?

Out in Termina Field

Spike: Ok, they're in Great Bay....if we go this way......aaaaaaaah! *falls 
down a hole* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *takes a breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...
Faye: Spike......you can stop yelling. The hole is only 6 feet deep.
Spike: *looks up* .....I knew that. *stands up* Gimme a hand would ya? *reaches 
up*
(Faye reaches down and grabs Spike's hand, but Spike accidently pulls her 
in)
Faye: Oof! You klutz!
(Suddenly the ground below them gives out)
Spike: This isn't good...
(They fall 14.9 feet)
*THUD*
Faye: Ow..I think I broke something.
Spike: Yeah, the ground.
Faye: No, stupid. I mean my hand.
(Spike takes Faye's hand and looks at it)
Spike: Doesn't look broken.
(Faye looks at her hand and screams)
Spike: Aaah! What is it?
Faye: I BROKE A NAIL!!!!
Spike: -.-'
Faye: *Noticing she's on Spike's lap* Oh, sorry. *moves off and leans against 
a wall* Are we stuck down here?
Spike: Of course not, Aisha will help us.
(At that moment Aisha comes toppling into the hole)
Aisha: MREOW!!! *whump* @.@
Faye: She will, will she?
Spike: You can shut up now.
Aisha: Hey, you guys are stuck down here! 
Faye: No kidding.
Spike: Any ideas on how to get back up?
Aisha: Well... we could dig our way out with miniature plastic spoons!
Faye: Uh....you have some?
Aisha: No.
Faye: Then why...?
Spike: Maybe we can climb out. 
(He climbs up and as he reaches the top he is grabbed and yanked onto the grass, 
a gun pointed at his head)
Spike: *looking up* Oh, hi Gene.
Gene: Hi.
Spike: Thanks for helpin' me out...*starts to get up*
Gene: Where are you going? I need to get rid of you so I can get that flag.
Spike: I don't think so. *wraps his legs around Gene's right leg, turns over 
and sends Gene toppling down*
Gene: Yeow!
(Spike runs off screaming like a girl. About that time, Faye has reached the 
top of the hole with Aisha and climbs out)
Faye: Look! Its the enemy! *shoots at Gene*
Aisha: TAKE THAT! *shoots too*
Gene: Uh....you do realize you both missed me?
Faye: Well sit still then!
Gene: I am...*gets up only to be shot* Ow! Damnit those laser things sting like 
a son of a bitch!
Faye: I got him! *hi fives Aisha*
Aisha: Let's go get their flag! *runs off with Faye*
Gene: Hey! Get back here! *shoots at them* Aw damnit!
Aisha: *leaving Gene cussing far behind* Where are we going?
Faye: *realizing they're running aimlessly around* Uhhhh...dunno.
Aisha: What happened to Spike?
(Faye shrugs)
Aisha: This is getting boooooooooooring.
(At that moment Aisha gets shot in the head by a little laser)
Aisha: ARGH! *falls dramatically*
Faye: Oh no! *kneels*
Aisha: I am done for....go on without me, I cannot go on.
Faye: But I cannot leave you here!
Aisha: x.x
Faye: Oh well. *gets up and walks off*
Aisha: Where do you think you're going?!
Faye: You died.
Aisha: Did not!
Faye: I saw you. *gets shot in the arm by a laser* OW! What the hell??
Jim: Hey, I'm getting good at this!
Faye: You little punk! *chases Jim with her gun*
Jim: AAAAH! Noooooooooooo get her away! *runs*
(Faye shoots Jim in the leg causing him to fall to the ground)
Faye: And that's called kicking your ass.
Aisha: *walks up* This is way harsh.
Faye: Yeah..
Aisha: I love it.
Faye: Yeah..

At the Bebop Team Base

Melfina: If you're happy and you know its clap your hands......*clap clap*......

Back on the field

Spike: Hmm...well, if I go this way it should lead me to Great Bay. *ends up 
at a wall* Guess I was wrong. *wanders around until he finds Great Bay* Now I 
just have to get that flag. *walks up to Ed*
Ed: Spike person!
Spike: Uh, hey Ed, could I borrow that flag a minute? I wanna see something.
Ed: Ed is not supposed to let you have the flag.
Spike: Oh, I'll give it back. I just want to see if, um, just let me see it.
Ed: Ed doesn't know...can Ed trust you?
Spike: Yes, you can.
(Just then Spike is shot from behind)
Gene: Paybacks are a bitch, aren't they? *stands there pointing a gun at Spike*
Spike: But not like your mother.
Gene: What did you say?! *a laser gun is held to his head*
Faye: Do me a favor and don't take the time to find out. *shoots Gene*
Gene: Waaaaaaaaah! You're all so mean! *runs off crying*
Spike: Get the flag!
(Faye grabs the flag)
Faye: Sorry Ed, but we'll give you lots of Eins when we get back to the Cowboy 
Bebop.
Ed: EINS!!!!
Spike: Geez, that was easy....*gets shooted all up along with Faye*
Ed: Ed decided she did not want the Eins, so bye bye persons!
(Ari walks in)
Ari: You two are out...and stuff.
Spike: Nuh uh!
Ari: Yup. Move your ass.
Spike: You suck.
Ari: I do not. I happen to have an absence of pressure. *walks away looking smug*
Spike: What he say?
Faye: Who knows..
(Spike and Faye are escorted by some big angry looking stage guys who have not had 
their coffee. They see Gene sitting in a chair)
Gene: Rough huh?
Spike: Totally.
Faye: I wonder who will win now....
(Back in Termina)
Jim: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...*runs into the other team's flag*
Melfina: Oh, hi Jim.
Jim: Yo. *takes the flag*
Melfina: Have a nice day.
Jim: Ok. *leaves and goes back to his base*
Ed: Hey! Jim person has the flag! We winned!
(Ari runs back in)
Ari: Yay for you, you won, good job, all that.
Staeg guy: ACT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!
Ari: *sighs* Fine! Ok The Whatever-the-Hell-You-Are team wins! You get a Pez dispenser 
and some gum.
Gene: YEAH!!!!
Ari: Ok now the Bebop Team loses a member.
(everyone votes as not to take up my time)
Ari: Ok, three votes for Melfina and one for Faye!
Faye: Hey!
Ari: Bye Melfina!
Stage guy: Her torch!
Ari: Ohhhh yeah. *yells at the torch and it goes out*
Melfina: Awwww...
Ari: Ok, be gone now.
(They all leave)