Disclaimer thingy- I dun own Tenchi Muyo, Card Captors, Digimon, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Magic Knights Rayearth,Sailor Moon, Ranma 1/2 or anything else so dun sue me. ^.^ Tenchi Muyo Comic Cast Tenchi: Ok are we on? Mihoshi: I think we are.... Tenchi:Ok we are. Ayeka:Lord Tenchi please figure it out! Ryoko:Yea! Washu: Will you all shut up? I'm trying to do my sciencey thing! Kiyone: Its ok Washu you can stop now... Mihoshi wanders into Washu's lab and destroys it, Washu: AHHHHH Mihoshi: Wasen't me...it was um...Ryo-Ohki! Yea thats it... Ryoko: *coughliarcough* Ayeka sits there drinking some tea. Tenchi: Ok people we're suposed to be doing a show here? Ayeka: Lord Tenchi you aren't suposed to say that its not in the script! Kiyone: Yea! Washu: Hey! Stage people! Come fix my lab! Stage people come and fix it in 2 . 5 sec. Washu: Talk about service... Sasami: Am I suposed to come on now? Ryoko: Yea genius.. Washu: I'm the genius! Sasami: Err um...*looks over the script* o yea! Sasami runs into the kitchen set. Sasami: Now what do I do? Ayeka: Ok you might be my sister but you are a lousy actor! Kiyone: Ayeka! Tenchi: What kind of show are we suposed to be doing?? Ryoko throws him a script. Ryoko: You look! Ayeka: Your so lazy! Ryoko: Why don;t you go help little Sasami before she burns the set down? Sasami: AHHHH!! SMOKE! Mihoshi runs in and throws some water on Sasami. Sasami: You idiot... Mihoshi runs off the set crying Kiyone: Well there she goes... Kiyone walks off the set and goes looking for Mihoshi. Tenchi: Kiyone! Wait! Ayeka: Great! Now what do we do? Mayuka:Do I come on now? Ryoko: uh huh Mayuka comes running on and then suddenly slips and breaks her leg. Tenchi: Sasami! Can you dial 911? Sasami: Sure 9-11. Mayuka is rushed to the hospital. Washu: Hey I'm done with my sciencey stuff! Ryoko: Go you.. Washu: You brat! Ryoko: HEY Ryoko chases Washu off the set and into the green room. Tenchi: Ahh wait!! Ayeka: Poor Miss Washu.... Sasami: They need to learn how to act! Ayeka: So do you Sasami: I've got an idea! Lets send some pizza to Jurai! It might be kinda old and hard when they get it but its still pizza! Everyone: Good idea! Washu takes a coffee break . So they all send a pizza to Jurai. *10 years later* King of Jurai: What the hell is this? Funaho: Do we throw it? Misaki: I know! its a hat! And thus it was a day of discovery on the planet Jurai... *back at the house...* Sasami: Do you think they got it? Ayeka: Maybe.. Ryoko: I hope that Misaki witch gets it caught in her hair.. Sasami: What was that? Ryoko: err um.. o nothing ^^() Tenchi: Ryoko! Ryoko: Sorry sorry sorry... Ayeka: Yes really Ryoko... Sasami: What are you guys leaving me out of? Tenchi: It doesn't matter... Ryoko: Yea really ^^() Ayeka: *coughsureitdoesyouliarcough* Ryoko: O Sasami dear can I borrow that pot? Sasami: um sure... Ryoko hits Ayeka with the pot. Ayeka: Oooo staries! Tenchi: I guess Ryoko will be Ryoko... Washu: Ok I'm back from my coffee break! Ryoko: Joy.. Ayeka: My head hurts... Kiyone: Hello we're back. Mihoshi: ducky ducky ducky... Kiyone: I wonder if she's from mars....? Raye: *popping out of nowhere* I resent that... Kiyone: I.I Sasami: Ok should we end this now? I'm bored.. Tenchi: CUT! Ryoko: Ayeka out of the show. Ayeka: ??? Sasami&Washu:HAHAHA. Kiyone: -_- Mihoshi: DUCKY! Tenchi: Ok we're done... Oz: Do not look behind the curtain! Ryoko: What the? Oz: you clinking clanking...um.. how did that go? Tenchi: WRONG STUDIO Oz: O sorry... Dorothy: I have a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore... Ryoko: No your in Alabama. Sasami: Ryo-Ohki get that dog! Ryo-Ohki scares the random movie people out the door. Magenta: Riff-Raff? Columbia? Tenchi: O goody more random movie people.. Magenta time warps. Ayeka: O.......k? Sasami: I'm scared... Meilin: What am I doing here? Wheres Li? Wheres Sakura? Ryoko: What is this here? Meilin: Whats up with your hair? Ryoko chases Meilin off the set and out the door. Tenchi: Random movie people... Jim: What am I doing here? Wheres Gene? Washu: AHHH JIM! Jim: O damnit Jim runs away with Washu after him. Ayeka: I.I Umi: Hey! where am I? Hikaru? Fuu? Sasami: Whoa your hair is blue too. Umi: What are you? Sasami kicks Umi in the shin. Umi: OY Azaka: Let us remove this person for you miss Sasami.. Azaka and Kamadake remove Umi from the set. Sasami: Thats better... =) Luna: Wow when did I get here? Hey you with the blue hair! you look like Serena... Sasami: I'm Sasami and Pretty Sammy and Washu must be messing with her time space grid again... Luna: Ok whatever. Cya kid.. Luna walks out the door. Blossom: Hey! Why am I here? I'm not even anime! Ryoko: Good point... Mihoshi: DUCKY! Kiyone: Are you a bubblepuff girl? Blossom zaps Kiyone. Blossom: Thats P-o-w-er-p-u-f-f!! Hey Ayeka your a powerpuff girl too.... your the purple one we'd rather not think about it... Ayeka: Why you! Ayeka runs after Blossom and off the set and out the door. Moouse:Hey! Akane? Ranma? Ryoga? Genma? Sasami: O your from Ranma 1/2 right? Mihoshi: DUCKY! Sasami: Thats right.. Sasami throws some water onto Moouse and turns him into a duck. Mihoshi: DUCKY!!! Moouse takes off with Mihoshi right behind him. Sasami: Well that leaves us... Aishitaka: Hey where did San go? This isn't in the script... Tenchi: Aren't you that guy from Princess Mononoke? Aishitaka: Something like that..Hey kid your cute.. Sasami blushes. Aishitaka: Forget San right now... Sasami and Aishitaka go walking off the set leaving Tenchi sitting there. Tenchi: Ok well that went well..... -_- Patamon: TK? Kari? Kiyone: Oh your so cute! Kiyone runs after Patamon and now Tenchi is completely alone.( or so he thinks) Suddenly the glass on the set breaks and in comes (wouldn't you know it!) Lara Croft. Lara: I will get the lost treasure! Tenchi: um.. hi.. ^^() Lara and Tenchi instantly fall in love. Tenchi: Lets get married. Lara: Ok! Lara puts her guns away and her and Tenchi tie the knot. Director: Ok and cut! Great everyone great! When can all of you start? haha I wrote this at 1 in the morning for no good reason ^-^ its one of my newer stories so gimmie a break ^^() Thank u! buh bai! (plz dun flame me) Note: please excuse n e spelling errors. ^^; Arigatou!